You know, if I'm on vacation, I'm definitely not checking if there's micros around. You're beneath my notice already. You're not even in the top 100 things I care about while I'm relaxing at the beach~ Lovely animation done by @fuzzysokz.bsky.social Micro obstacle is @rigorousseven.bsky.social

You know what's a fun time, mite? For me at least? Going to one of those meetings where everyone you know is desperately searching for you. Through the woods and shit. No one knowing you're an inch tall and being compressed under each foul step. You're right there and no one can help~

Seems you mites never really got the hint that I'm not a nice rat. Despite me never hiding that I'm a nasty Skaven deity. One to bow to. So sometimes I find it important to remind you that I am indeed an existential threat. A true rat god~ Scene made by the lovely @hlparts.bsky.social 💚

I really don't understand why you mites try so hard to block out my smell. You do know there's nothong you have that can filter it, yes-yes? My breath humbles galaxies and leaves lesser gods melting. What the fuck is a gas mask going to do, realistically?~ Lovely art done by AceTheGaymer

Morning germs~ If any of you were on sock/paw/boot duty this weekend, please do sound off and let me know you're still alive~ I was using hunting boots and two layers of socks, and the smell was almost too much for me. So I do wonder how many of you are still kicking~

You know, I believe today is a certain holiday that might involve feeling all sorts of good, yes-yes? Also often associated with green, funnily Why don't you find yourself a reeking rat to huff and just lose yourself to, hm? I promise you'll love that high-buzz~

Gonna need some micro 'volunteers' today. My paws reek, my nuts itch, and my new diet is making my chair toxic~ Who's willing to be useful? And who needs to be taught, yes-yes?~

I've been in a mood lately, which is fime for me but less fine for anything in my lab. Specks, subjects, former gods that got too cocky or insecure, etc~ I wanted to stress test some countries, planets, and mites. They all failed spectacularly~ Poor things~ Art by @memebug.bsky.social 💚

Sometimes a rat-god stays on the lab and ruins lives there. Sometimes I go on little excursions to see what others are up to~ I visited a pantheon of some 'gods' and quickly dealt with them before planting myself in their sanctum and taking their universes. Art by @soren-ocelot.bsky.social

Time to show off a new member of the lab team. Name's Wes(son), a mischievous poss-god that shifts forms as he pleases. Shifts reality too. And of course he reeks. He's one of mine, after all~ Say hi to Wes, maybe worship him. Beg even. He likes when ya ain't rude~ Art by @viihooart.bsky.social

I don't think the micro-thing world really had a defense for size-changing skaven god. Shame-shame for them, really~ I'd advise all of you to start joining Team Rat before you end up in my path 💚 A lovely YCH completed by @shianmintz.bsky.social

Seems it's the eve of Great Horned Rat Day once more, which means lab activities are suspended for a few days. It does not mean any of you are off the hook though. My soles ache and my sheath itches. Which means you had best get to work before Kramp-rat finds a warm, smelly hole for you~

I do hope you lab-mites have been enjoying the increased scent of your rat overlord lately. With the weather being rather chilly, the heat in the lab is up, and I've just been too busy to shower~ I'm quite positive none of you mind the smell, right-right? It's rude to complain after all~

It's a rat's birthday today, which means you better have cakes and gifts prepared for me, or you'll be in trouble, yes-yes~ I let you stay in my lab and smell me daily, the least you can do it treat me~

It's a rather damp October Monday, which means I'll be taking time in the lab to relax, game, and stay warm. What that means for all of you is extra shifts rubbing my paws, licking sweat off my balls, and dealing with the noises my belly makes as I eat my leftover chili~ Enjoy, mites~

Would be an absolute shame if I just decided to visit your cities personally, hm? A nice display of force to remind you where you stand in my world~ Don't worry, that mortal will live, for now, surrounded by those he couldn't save from a rat's musky sole~ Art by the lovely @bobu02.bsky.social

Seems my latest experiment was a complete success, but I may need to run a few more rounds just to be sure. Connecting my kill counter to my smart cock-ring and going for a stroll was delightful, to say the least. Maybe your city will help me next time~ Art by @soren-ocelot.bsky.social

Happy Vore Day, folk-things. Do know if you're within reach of my lab, you're possibly going to be a meal. Don't get upset, it'll all be over soon, I promise. You'll be a smelly memory in my guts soon enough, or a vulgar noise~ I appreciate your willing sacrifice~ #VoreDay

Hey mites, thought you should know that your contracts are all extended indefinitely~ I may have forgotten to clean myself for a little bit and I need all hands on deck, yes-yes. No, there's no hazard pay. Be glad you're being allowed to breathe near your rat-god at all~

You shouldn't investigate strange noises or odd smells in a Skaven's lab, it's just asking for trouble, really. But you're here now and I cant exactly let you go. Enjoy your height while you still have it~ An amazing piece showing my reek and power by ViiHooArt over on the bird site

It's #PawDay, which means my ratty soles and toes better get a fair bit of worship, yes-yes I know they've got a bit of a funk, but that's more your fault than mine. Maybe try not being so weak and fragile... can't even handle Skaven paw-reek, tsk. Best get to it, mites~

CW: IRL Socks I've mentioned in my other accounts that I sell socks and undies, so I might as well post that here too. If you want a custom used pair of rat socks or rat undies, or if you want vids/pics/sessions with me, that's also an option. DM if interested~

CW: IRL Sock It's only fair that I share a look at my unwashed, reeking sock here too, after it messed up my other lab spaces~ Don't complain if you take a whiff and end up addicted~

It's World Rat Day, which means some of you are already behind in your efforts to pamper and worship this rat. Go ahead, make up for your mistakes. Kiss my paws, rub my balls, bow to me and beg for mercy~

No fools here today, lab-mites. Expect to see you all doing your jobs, rubbing my paws, cleaning my grime, falling like flies when I open my maw~ What's wrong? Can't handle a little rat-god reek? Poor you~

It's rather cold where I am today, so I can only imagine what it must feel like for you folks below. Who would like a spot in my heavily worn socks, hm? They're rather cozy, though the smell may be a bit strong. You won't notice after a few breaths, I promise. Come on in~ Drawover by Hos0404 ^_^

It never hurts to offer a friendly reminder at the beginning of the year to you mites~ At any time I wish, I can take your planet or galaxy or universe, and just casually wear it around my skaven body as a piece of jewelry. Don't expect to be respected~ Art by @soren-ocelot.bsky.social

You know how puny your world is compared to me? How easily i could squeeze my fingers together and pop it. Or perhaps breathe on it and remove the atmosphere. Maybe even put it somewhere humid, hm? Lovely options for a habited world~ Have a lovely piece done by @solacelunis.bsky.social

A very special lab announcement for today~ At Noon today, Sean-Mutt and I got married, and I'm quite excited and happy beyond words, really. It feels incredible to be connected in such a way 💚

Hey mites, just letting you all know that all lab food and drink will be a bit different this weekend. Due to inclement weather, I will be providing your rations personally. Water refills will be wrung fresh from my socks, and snacks will be provided from my toes, teeth, or sheath~