E. Rat
@ratsheir.bsky.social
❝I'll survive. Somehow, I always do.❞ || rp/fake || God of Chaos, corruption, and rats || he/she/it || ✒️🐹 || ⚠️ Dark Content Warning ⚠️
Hmmm... Somewhere, someone is fucking around.
with an even, controlled voice. "I have been waiting to see if it was you or that fool Knight that struck me with significant enough of a blow to deserve the curse I've been keeping tucked away in the back of my mind. Now, my mind is made up, and even though you are already cursed by another, I
//ellie upset about rocket being called a rodent not on his behalf but bc he thinks the comparison is an insult to rodents (the best animals)
Yeah! It looks cool. (Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
A spaceship?
You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.
"I think that'll only confuse the little thing more."
"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."
“… how the flark do you figure?”
"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."
“Correct.”
(Wakes up on the floor, covered from head to toe in dried blood) (... hungover grumbling)