Welcome to America, just some things to be aware of: * We’re all out of missiles. * You might shit yourself to death. * Our aging idiot racist president is being Rattatoued by his idiot racist staff * Avoid the blueberries.

Who wants to pay 20 bucks for a 2 hour panic attack?

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · yesterday

New look at ‘WHALEFALL’. The film follows a scuba diver who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has 60 minutes to escape.

Not sad she’s gone. Happy she was here.

What if a.i. was a human baby, would you unplug them?! What if that human baby was going to grow up and be a mass murderer?!! But what if that a.i. baby only killed Hitlers??!!!! These powerful thought experiments reveal your ability to think critically about a.i.

Imagine nicknaming your son “Diaper Don” and then having to wear Depends so enormous that they make your ass look like the back of a Cybertruck

How many Primarchs does Trazyn even have now? Is Jaghatai in there somewhere too?

Will I understand Skibidi Toilet Part 80 if I didn’t watch parts 1-79?

Every week Joe Rogan discovers Trump is a bad person and then his brain just smooths over it like some kind of expensive hamster.

Some Jujutsu Kaisen fans in the 4H Club

Trump popping out of the catering cart with a mouthful of hotdogs like Slimer.

He prepared for the role by personally convincing several thousand teenagers to commit suicide.

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · last wk.

Jeremy Strong went full method while filming ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING,’ speaking only as Mark Zuckerberg throughout production. He also emailed Zuckerberg, saying he took the “responsibility very seriously” and the “veracity” of it seriously. (via GQ) #TheSocialReckoning #JeremyStrong

If these suits are enamored with slopware then why are they so shy about disclosing it?

GamesRadar+@gamesradarplus.bsky.social · last wk.

CEO of Space Marine 2 dev says upcoming driving game will get Steam AI tag following backlash, and he would "have been happy" to replace a fired writer with AI "in retrospect" www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...

Going to the Renaissance Fest in a group is fun because you get to learn which one of your fiends is a Kilt Guy.

Dobby the Elf is real. I dug up his corpse from the beach and reburied him ass up.

BREAKING: Trump secreted away from press conference in Red Bull delivery truck.

Infrared footage of Trump in the catering cart.

Infrared Fart Detection

Alt: Infrared Fart Detection

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Taylor Farms, when you absolutely have to shit yourself to death after dinner. www.reuters.com/business/hea...

Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk

Taylor Farms said on Sunday it was recalling prepared food items containing jalapeños from retailers over concerns about ​potential salmonella contamination, a few weeks after removing lettuce from Me...

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Remember, you didn’t see shit.

Bits@bitshammer.bsky.social · 2w ago

Amazon’s The Tick is a good fit for Netflix. It comes pre-cancelled

You used to have to have to know something about movies to be a film critic. A system we should return to.

Matt Zoller Seitz@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 2w ago

He's right. apple.news/AjLmxBYyWQ3C...

This post is written permission to assassinate me if I ever do something as bafflingly depraved as use AI to make fetish content featuring my niece.

Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · 3w ago

If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?

How did you NOT think using the machine that steals everyone’s work and constantly gets things wrong was a bad idea for research Hank?

A. K. Venrinn@venrin.bsky.social · 3w ago

Omg not Hank Green using AI for research and calling to his “bad habit” 💀😭🤡

Oliver Tree and Kavinsky are dead yet Kid Rock is still alive. Someone explain the universe’s taste in music to me.

Tim Horton’s Breakfast Wraps ask the question “What if instead of eggs, potatoes or something else that actually tastes good in your wrap, we replace it with nondescript green and white that we label as herb sauce?”

The Newsbot thinks child porn is a form of rocket fuel

You could give me the latest Call of Duty game with all preorder bonuses for free with a six pack of beer and day off work and I still would probably have to force myself to play it

Mat Piscatella@matpiscatella.bsky.social · 3w ago

"transforming Game Pass into a bustling indie library could work to both rapidly shrink the costs of running the service, as well as retain more subscribers" IMO the primary reason Game Pass failed to hit its subscriber targets is because the mass market simply does not care to play lots of games.

Chuds like to portray Barron as some Dark Horse heir apparent to the Trump empire, but he’s really just dumber Eric.

Grudgie the Whale@grudgie.bsky.social · 4w ago

“The President who was buddies with a notorious pedophile and sex trafficker has a son who is buddies with sex traffickers” seems like a big story to me idk

#warhammer Banner Knob turned out well

The only person who was ever canceled for being 100% in the right.

David Grinspoon@drfunkyspoon.bsky.social · 4w ago

Sinéad. Three years gone. Her beautiful, courageous, honest voice will always be treasured by me.