Nobody is putting in the work that fujos put in making morty look fuckable for their rickory incest art I’d rather be on an oil rig
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Horny in a weird way. Sinshipsahoy on AO3 https://neospring.org/@ravethebird?page=1
Watching Batman the animated series and I can't believe dick Grayson looks this angelic for a two part flashback ep and nothing else. Look at him. the boywife oat.
Rewatching robins reckoning just to admire THE boywife of all time
I've said it before but I don't like how watered down Cartman has become as the show has gone on. The last two eps in particular, he's just being self referential without actually doing anything. "My whole thing is being racist and edgy!" But I'm not seeing that
The latest ep feels so much like classic sp I feel myself becoming mentally ill again
Looking at my old sp fanart and while most of them look bad and/or are the result of shipping induced psychosis, there are a few where I legitimately fucking cooked
I’ve seen the light and I accept that in omegaverse bruce would be an omega and dick would be an alpha but I refuse to let the logical conclusion come from that
DickKori this DickBabs that- ok well what if I want Bruce to be endgame? Huh? What if I want Dick to make out with his dad? None of you know what it is to suffer
My favorite BruDick trope is Bruce requiring *all* of his Tibetan monk training to stay focused on whatever Batman related task he’s on instead of zeroing in on nightwing’s fat ass perfectly encased in a skin tight suit. He can see it in his periph but Gotham needs him dammit
BruDick is so real to me but I have such a hard time imagining them actually fucking or even becoming “official”. Real BruDick remains entirely subtextual. Dick is Bruce’s emotional anchor point, a bonafide co-parent to his supposed siblings, and fucking despises Bruce’s romantic interests. And yet.
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People see old worlds finest comic covers and say shit like “Robin and his two dads!!!” When it’s obviously a married couple and Superman who is their frequent third
Seeing another tiktok post about how Bruce and Dick are each others other halves with ‘not a ship’ in the tags
The treason that never made it to the final version of the episode 😭 So yeah i love Margaritaville and i needed a good old Judas' kiss and there we go (Pls note that Kyle’s aura is the american express guy) #southpark #kylebroflovski #ericcartman
In general I need men to be more comfortable showing some skin!! Dress your male characters the same way you dress the female ones - showing as much skin as possible Men were meant to wear small little shorts what can I say?
I despise that every and all Batman media live in fear of robins booty shorts. Make that kid show some skin you goddamn puritans