Good morning to everyone except my neighbor who handed out whistles last night. Look, I dig handing out non-candy items. We’ve done temp tattoos, stickers, those little stamping things, slap bracelets. But you broke a social contract last night and I will be reporting this to headquarters.
Rachel
@raychili2.bsky.social
I like old movies, new documentaries and have a book problem. St. Louis by way of Motown.
Someone just rode a motorized unicycle up my street while contact juggling light up balls. In addition to being entertained, I also feel honored that he’d choose to end his life in such a grand fashion right in my neighborhood.
I never expected I’d get to flex my knowledge of the artist who did Rump Shaker in today’s crossword but thank you @nytimes.com for this birthday gift.
My Patrick Stewart story is that He used to post videos of reciting Shakespearean sonnets. This became part of my pre-bed routine and this inspired me to start reading the sonnets to my dad, who was deep in dementia.
I got nothing other than what in the fuck.
The police shooting that killed 1-year-old Kohen Wiley as he sat in his mother’s lap in a Walmart parking lot in Senatobia, Miss., in June “was justified,” Mississippi Attorney General Lynn Fitch’s office announced on Monday. buff.ly/EqW7n8c
Feeling really productive today. I disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood And the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants and it's not even 6:30 in the morning!
This gets even more interesting when you factor in that this part of Michigan is known for white Christian nationalist terrorists and militia groups. Such as the house where Terry Nichols and Tim McVeigh planned the Oklahoma City bombing.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
Oh no. No, no, no. My biggest nightmare has been realized. My mom has figured out how to start a group chat.
<<<<<< Italian-American for Fucking Over Christopher Columbus Recognize Indigenous Peoples Day.
Watching the new Carrie and does Ewen High School have any theatre kids? If she could find the theatre kids, everything would be fine.
Know what I resent? Before I can read about Navi Pillay and why she won the Nobel Peace Prize, I have to skim past how Donald Trump didn’t get the award and what Donald Trump said about the award and how he didn’t know the lady who won the award. The media lets him insert himself everywhere.
The hard on they get for violent depravity is disgusting. If this execution wasn’t already planned, they’d find someone off the street they could execute on tv.
Pete Hegseth says Americans will be able to watch a Trump-approved firing-squad execution. If he follows through, the U.S. could join a disturbing club of countries known for public executions—including Iran, Afghanistan, and North Korea.
I’d like to brighten everyone’s day and let you know that a baby porcupine is called a porcupette, and a mama and baby porcupine pair are called a prickle.
I cannot overstate how little I want to hear about Elizabeth Holmes ever again. Yes, of course I’m going to watch this. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
You Are Not Ready for 'You Can See Everything'
Nathan Fielder premiered his top-secret documentary on Elizabeth Holmes, 'You Can See Everything,' in New York. It's even wilder than you've heard.
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“What the fuck are masculine teeth? They got a dick and balls?” —contestant on The Swan, via Hulu
Wholesome content: this groom had his mom’s wedding gown turned into his wedding tuxedo. www.vogue.com/article/cal-...
The Groom Had Tanner Fletcher Transform His Late Mother’s Wedding Dress Into a Bespoke Tuxedo
From the moment he got engaged, Cal DiJulius knew he wanted to incorporate his mother’s wedding dress into his own wedding look—and for his wedding in Sweden, he worked with Tanner Fletcher to do just...
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Things are rough right now, so enjoy this proposal on Art Hill in St. Louis’ Forest Park. Credit: @stlfromabove.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/Ddm9wRdnGt...
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We told you. You didn’t listen. You were fine with destroying black and brown people’s families and you destroyed your own. You have no one to blame but yourself.
Mother of Renee Good: I voted for Trump under the impression that these agents were here to protect the citizens of the US, innocents like our family and the others here, against terrorists. Certainly not to accuse those of us here of being terrorists and take precious lives. This is madness.
I’m old enough that you wouldn’t dare bring iced coffee into a job interview. In my day, you were expected to go out drinking with the staff. Beer marked you as a lightweight. You needed whiskey to make any sort of impression.
When I saw the gop convention in 2016, I thought the whole plan was to start a Trump cable Network. I just wish he’d been able to Do that without two terms as president.
White House launches "Trump TV" after the president barred reporters and photographers from the three news outlets. www.whitehouse.gov/live/
The media should have stopped covering him immediately after the golden escalator ride.
I’m just glad my dad isn’t around to witness this.
Comerica Park will become Fifth Third Park starting next season.
I dunno about you, but I could have done just three hours of Mariska Hargitay. Give this woman her own comedy special! #Emmys
Oh no. They’re honoring Michael J Fox for his philanthropy. I’m about to be very not OK. My first crush. #Emmys
Hear me out: Jean Smart wins the Emmy for Hacks and gives her speech as Charlene from Designing Women.
Honest question: I’ve never been to the Kennedy Center. Is there anyone who has that can give an honest assessment of the state of the facility before (gestures in a circular motion)?
I’m just now hearing that HYROX exists and it’s in the worst way possible.