Very late to this, but still crushed to hear about Mike Wagaman's passing. A proper pro and pal on every level.

Never doubt the ability of people to not get the obvious.

Lauren Theisen@laurentheisen.bsky.social · 3mo ago

how can you not be romantic about hockey in Quebec

That seems reasonable.

lindsey adler@lindseyadler.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i want arteta to have to go into witness protection after this match

He hates him now, despite the constraints of death.

Ken Tremendous@kentremendous.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I can't explain why, but for some reason I've spent a good part of the day thinking about how much Mark Twain would've hated Bill Maher.

Moral defect.

Ray Charbonneau@y42k.com · 7mo ago

@rayratto.bsky.social How could you write a lengthy article about petty HoF voting and leave out Marvin Miller? #Belichick #halloffame

Ohh well. Potato, gunpowder. It's all the same.

Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“That other nasal spray you bought me… it must work because it burned like hell.” “I only bought you one nasal spray, Drew. That was a throat spray.” “Ah.”

@kalynkahler.bsky.social DONDE ESTA! (I don't know how to type the upside down exclamantion point).

I don't know the bookbinding lingo for it but I truly enjoy the use of 🎾-colored stock in @girinathan.bsky.social's CHANGEOVER (the 📄-colored contents of which I also truly enjoy)

@amytrask.bsky.social Looks like the NFL version of a toothpick.

Seems fair enough to return the sentiment to you.

CBinDC@cbindc.bsky.social · last yr.

@rayratto.bsky.social Fuck you asshole snarky shit

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Send your list and I'll send you mine.

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · last yr.

bring back shunning

Can you walk for me tomorrow?

lindsey adler@lindseyadler.bsky.social · last yr.

extremely normal energy cadence

extremely normal energy cadence

Editing something I wrote, is my guess.

Brandy Jensen@brandyjensen.bsky.social · 2y ago

everyone is scared to get on planes now but not me. I’m still convinced I’ll die in a much more embarrassing way

When will the NFL expand to New York City?

Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social · 2y ago

Good morning boys and girls. Time for your Sunday Q&A. Ask me any serious question you have about the NFL offseason and I’ll answer it as best I can.

"Way way" cooler, or just"way" cooler?

haunted dog@zandywithaz.bsky.social · 2y ago

I beg to differ, those jeans weren’t bell bottoms, they were bootcut. Which are way, way cooler.

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Yeah, but what have you done lately?

Lauren Theisen@laurentheisen.bsky.social · 2y ago

I'm the woman who introduced sports marketers to the phrase "hits different." Every day I wake up on my private island to the smell of fresh caviar. I lift my collection of Rodins in my mansion's weight room. I license "Hey Jude" for my live stream where I bid on luxury jets.

Nice sweatshirt.

jen ramos-eisen@jenramose.online · 2y ago

see u soon Dallas

And since you aren't playing, you are doing this right.

Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social · 2y ago

Awful to play in, immensely satisfying to watch from underneath my fleecy blanket

Not as good as him painting your house.

haunted dog@zandywithaz.bsky.social · 2y ago

My 16yo called me and told me he’d like to start painting at my house, and that is such a surprise and I couldn’t be happier about it.

Do not feel compelled to do anything. You are free, and must not be shackled to fashion demands.

haunted dog@zandywithaz.bsky.social · 2y ago

The only issue is that I’m going to have to change out of sweatpants and wear a bra. Probably.

Yell at them. Shake your fist at them and growl "Why I oughta." Steal their company car. They need to react to the customer.