“Mmm, berries. I’ll peck the rest for my dessert.”

“How dare he push me out of the way. I’ll have a word with the Fat Controller about him.”

“Hello, Thomas. You were very popular years ago. I wonder if you will get lots of Likes these days.”

“That’s good of this dumper truck to drop some seeds off for me.”

“This is more like a station platform. This’ll do fine.”

“Some of my Followers said that I need more exercise. Will this do?”

“I think it would be a good idea to have the seed train station in one fixed place.”

“Never seen a bird like this before. Don’t think I’ll get any closer.”

“At least I know I’ll have a feed when it stops.”

“Glad there’s water in the waggons. Everywhere’s bone dry.”

“A Seed Glider. What will the seeds come in next, I wonder.”

“That’s nice to have a seed and water train for each of us today.”

“Ok, engine driver. I can tell you are taking the pi . . geon.”

“D’ya mind if I join you?”

“Stop now, engine driver. My little legs are getting tired.”

“I’ve had a ride on the truck. Now I want a ride on the seed tr . . . Perhaps not!”

“Move over, please.”

“I’ll just finish these seeds, driver, then we’ll go for a spin around the block. Ok?”

“ * * * * ! ”

“You don’t need all your seeds. I’ll have some of them as well as my own.” “Greedy pig!”

“They said that I look fat, but look at the size of him!”

“Let’s race to see who finishes their seeds first.”

“I’ve waddled on the wrong side of the train. I’ll go back. No, I won’t. Too thirsty.”

“Oh, dear!”

“Wow! Seed Helicopter. That’s great!”

#WoodPigeons “Thanks, engine driver. Really appreciate this during this heatwave.”

#WoodPigeons “Glad we have seeds and plenty of water this hot weather.”

#WoodPigeons “Phew, it’s hot. That’s a lovely breeze on me while I’m pecking.”

#WoodPigeons “Wow, luv! Where’ve you been for the last few weeks?” “Where d’ya think? Trying to hatch eggs! Now it’s a matter of feeding squabs!”

#WoodPigeons “Hey, pal. If you see my wife, please tell her I’m waiting for her to come back home.”