young lovely family moved out and new downstairs neighbor is a mid 40s white dj named calvin. legendary downgrade oml
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i'm a big fan of muttley but not dick dastardly. i find him reprehensible
couldn’t decide on dinner and jill immediately went “foid moment!” i have a little chud under my roof
red dead redemption 2 modern au where they just hang out at Buffalo Wild Wings and talk about Barstool
sometimes it’s difficult being a beautiful intelligent kind funny beloved no enemies many friends monogamous transgender woman but someone has to do it
i used to pray for days like this. my wife the emmy award winner
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · yesterdayRhea Seehorn has won her first-ever Emmy.
me: hey dad, have you seen about the new tom cruise movie? dad: ugh, looks awful me: i know, people are saying it’s a secret musical my dad: no, it’s bad because it’s anti fracking! i can’t believe you green freaks are trying to convince me that fracking is bad
i wrote in my journal at the top of the year that i’d had an experience which was like getting to touch my deepest dream. the more i touch, the greedier i get. i want handfuls, i want to wrap my arms around it. the soft dream that can be mine only through these sweetest of changes
steph@fkareynolds.bsky.social · 2d ago'I'd love it if my words could reach out and touch someone who is as alienated from their own transgender nature as i used to be — and help them too become, openly and manifestly, whoever it is they secretly dream of being.' Simply one of the most beautiful ways you could put this
we’re unlocking levels of self loving fuckable geek never before seen, people
the silver age heroes have always been my favorite, and this comic is such a love letter to them, especially hal jordan. cooke just gets it right.
beautiful and getting beautifuller. inside and out. emotionally and physically. socially, well, we're working on that. that's next.
thinking about bleaching my hair again but knowing it's a bad idea and will look really bad
beautiful girl with the dormant gene that turns her into a grandmotherly pervert when she leaves her home city: hi my name is kate
grindr having ai integration is actually a form of full immersion degradation play for the nasty pigs who wet dream of tight workflows
in chicago you get an hour back. you live in a golden past and can avoid the mistakes the rugged, rushing new yorker makes. you stroll flat, long blocks while they jump turnstiles and climb hilly streets. and which city do people say is better, again?
in my old age (24) i have started giggling like a goblin at images and short videos my phone provides me. in public. i’ve abandoned sensuality and accepted hilarity in the form of poorly cropped ytps on instagram reels as my new golden calf
"lemon, you just need to follow the six sigma edict of being active in your desires. only losers say 'whatever you want' in a kittenish voice to get out of embodied participation in sex, lemon. losers and liberals."
