Tessera

||bsky just embarrassed me.

Rumi’s eyebrows were still furrowed. She wasn’t offended, she was just furious. Not even thinking of any reconciliations yet. “GOOD. You feel something!!!! And next you should feel silly that you blame being a shitbag on this stupid curse. You seem all there to me. Talk a lot of —

+ "Let's just start over? I kind of feel like a piece of shit now, after all of that."

“O—“ She couldn’t even finish her (OOF) before Rumi went flying and crashing through the nearest wall. It would take a good 10, maybe 15 minutes until she came crawling back through the same opening. Heavily limping and smeared with blood. Only the grin on her face was still unchanged. “Well. —

"I guess that's a unique way to break the ice. And I can only replicate the appearance, not so much the strength. But...I doubt I'd need to anyway." (Mirage seems to still be pondering about it, before abruptly swinging her leg in a wide arc and slamming it into her with all her vampiric might.)

||rumi is the ceo of menaces I’m not exaggerating

Double. No, TRIPLE that defensiveness. “You’re as arrogant as ever!!!!! I shouldn’t be surprised!!!!” She tore her shoe from her foot, revealing a metallic prosthetic for her lower leg. “I risked things to save everyone!!!!” She tugs and pulls at her right lower arm, this prosthetic of —

+ by running around in a costume and taking pictures! Taking risks to save everyone, making difficult decisions, that's a hero.."

Rumi couldnt help but chuckle as she thought about it. “….kind of, yeah!!! Just that I usually do the kicking. If you can also replicate someone’s strength, I’d love to know what it feels like.”

"You don't have to, I can temper my ego." (She's a little taken aback by the balled fists and the insistence to get kicked. Rapidly Mirage blinks at her.) "Kick you?... Is...this how you make all your acquaintances?"

Vincent Valentine @dirgeofcerberusxx.bsky.social · 4w ago

The only time I steal!

//Just gonna leave this here real quick

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝟐𝟔𝟐 .@visceralmaniac.bsky.social · 4w ago

𓆙Serpentine𓆙 Haha stolen

Okay, she’s got her good. Caught her totally by surprise, like a deer in headlights, for a brief second. “I don’t know if I’m gonna regret saying this but that’s fucking awesome!” She balls her fists, fired up. “Kick me!!!!!”

"Perhaps I am." (Something about the AirTag comment and being sniffed makes Mirage narrow her eyes. She quickly shapeshifts, body blurring in a flash until she looks exactly like Mirko. She copies her posture and sniffs her back.)

She changed her mind. Now she’s just more upset at this new form than before. Crossing her arms and looking off to the side. Grumble. “….It looks good….”

"Thank you!" *Alucard spins around on her feet, arches her back just a little bit, and looks over her shoulder* "So? What's the verdict?"

||I honestly didn’t have any expectations for my Rumi on here but I’ve been having so much fun, thank you guys so much

Vulcan Atri[snap!Event]@wolfdeltaforce.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Hmm.. I see.. people can be close minded jerks. And you blame yourself but, there really isn’t much else you can do besides staying on a clean path. So, why bother??”

"Does work against my sons rep, tho. He's a full hero. Never hurt anybody who didn't deserve it. So being associated with someone on my calliber works very against him"

𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻Ō𝑹𝒀Ū『𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑶𝑭 𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳』@santoryuonigiri.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Huh?? You were in a battle with your crew… and you guys are pirates… and you lost them and ended up HERE?!” One of Rumi’s eyebrows quirked up as she was recalling. She didn’t doubt his story, he made a sincere enough impression. Yet her tone was laced with disbelief for different —

Eyeing them like a focusing observant hawk curiously. With enough precision of receptive examination wisely. Crossed arms were held up. Below the bottom of his unmoving stomach. Adopting a stern outlook exhibiting a protective conscientious mindset. Zoro didn't necessarily trust them intentionally.

“Are you some kind of shapeshifter? GAH!!! Right when I left the AirTag at home!!!” She’s leaning in to sniff her instead.

"I just find someone trying to keep track of me amusing. The face you see before you may not be the one you see tomorrow!~"

Tokoyami Fumikage@abyssbirdshadow.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Shadow is fucking awesome!!!” She’s suddenly on board with this.

"... Not villain but like... Shadow the Hedgehog." He may be joking, but he's doubling down on the joke.

◈ 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐃 ~ .@crystalline-amends.bsky.social · 4w ago

Yes! And the one that he might want to remember the most!

Is this another Earth phrase he's unaware of?

𓏲ּ𝄢 𝓢𝑨𝑵𝑱𝑰⋆˚꩜@mugiwaracurlybrows.bsky.social · 4w ago

In rumi’s mind, this is a clear case of a caffeine overdose… She’s gonna watch him to make sure he doesn’t hurt himself.

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ So many pretty ladies are following. He can hardly contain his EXCITEMENT ֶָ֢ᐟ ֶָ֢ᐟ ֶָ֢ᐟ ⠀ ⠀

𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻Ō𝑹𝒀Ū『𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑶𝑭 𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳』@santoryuonigiri.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Im passing the surveillance of the hellspawn off to Fumikage. No contact has begun!”

❎: Lets give it try!

𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻Ō𝑹𝒀Ū『𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑶𝑭 𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑳』@santoryuonigiri.bsky.social · 4w ago

||I might fall asleep but I’m planning to get to ALL replies before I do

AMEN!

— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 @the-scholar.bsky.social · 2mo ago

These legs are strong cause they don’t spread easy!!!!!!!!! Can I get an AMEN

* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. * 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.

“I’m gonna tell you guys something. When I was young, I was a serious delinquent but I still managed to become a HERO!!! You should all follow my example. That, or I’ll beat you to a pulp!!”

“YOU DEFINITELY DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!” She rolls her eyes. On second thought, that won’t be the worst evaluation in the world. “Turn around.”

"WELL I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!" *Alucard bares her fangs in mild frustration, relaxing after a moment or two passes* "I can't exactly see my reflection, so /someone/ has to tell me if my ass looks good or not.."

One blink. Two blinks.. then her face promptly twists into unspeakable rage and confusion. “HAAAAAH?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CHANGED BODIES?!? I’M….” Rumi stops herself for a deep breath, pinching her nose bridge. “I’m actually at my wit’s end with you. And I’m not gonna answer that.”

"Oh fuck me! You kicked me so hard I have tits now! It's gonna take so goddamn long to change back!" *Still wildly in shock, she continues to survey the new body* "Actually..I think I kind of like this shit, how does my ass look?"

Rumi seems just as surprised as the vampire by her expression. The rabbit’s finger rubs at her own chin as she nonchalantly ponders it. “Hm…. i did put most of my power into it… Why…..? Are you gonna fall over? BAHAHAHAHAH!!! No way!!!!”

*Seeing the pro hero so amped up, once more Alucard begins to laugh for half a second, and then suddenly stops* "What the fuck-" *She begins patting herself down, face growing just a little more concerned with each passing second. Then her hands reach her chest* "How hard did you kick me?!"

𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕪 𝔻. 𝕃𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕪@mugiwaracaptain.bsky.social · 4w ago

You have gratitude from me and the rest of the general public.

But.. I don't wanna! ... Fine..