“Turbo” Richard Blair
@rcblair.com
Nothing but Blue Skies do I see Iowan, Bears fan, cat lover. Political sometimes, but trying to be good to people.
“Well, the toilet store called, and they were out of YOU!” -George Costanza, hypothetically
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 4w agoDrink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
Feeling limited and stressed because you’re unbearable? There’s hope. Moderate to severe pretension now has a treatment. Introducing Pretenxo, a once-weekly infusion shown in clinical studies to help over 60% of insufferable Bluesky account holders to chill out just a lil bit.
Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · last mo.that’s why we’re on Bluesky - the Website for Moderately Pretentious People!
Darnold (booty issue) has recovered. A relief for the Seahawks, though Drew Lock turned in a great performance last week, and confirmed his position as one of the best backups in the league. (I’m aware the Cardinals are not great.)
Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · last mo.Seahawks QB Sam Darnold (glute) is off the injury report and will play against the Commanders.
This is quite the odd take, in my most humble and sincere opinion. Now, if they’re literally shotgunning a white Monster while I’m asking a question or loudly sucking the last bit of a beverage from a straw, yeah, OK, that may count against you. But realistically, I’m offering them water or coffee.
Kai Ryssdal@kairyssdal.bsky.social · last mo.I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
The league is officially on notice: Sam’s butt is healing. Some would call it a “medical miracle”
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2mo agoDarnold’s butt is recovering at an alarming pace frankly.
Apropos of nothing: the groove on “Edge of Seventeen” is simply immaculate. Extraordinarily precise.
I don’t think that’s how we win, but we also don’t win by simply rolling over and honoring pardons for a plainly corrupt purpose without a fight. If we’re thinking big, I would say we have to do away with the presidential system entirely, but if we’re thinking smaller,
David M. Perry@lollardfish.bsky.social · 2mo agoThat’s what democrats can do right now. Say - pardons will be ignored, private assets seized, companies dissolved.
The Silver Surfer, as herald of Galactus, wields a fraction of the Power Cosmic. He surely can’t be blocked. Therefore this user is not the real Silver Surfer. Just an imposter.
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These adoptable kittens auditioned for roles in a movie about Scary Space Invaders in the Sky. We think they nailed it!
The retro McDonald’s breakfast block. That’s a shame because that looks really tasty. It’s still pretty tasty, on account of the salt and fat and umami from the cured meat.
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post something random or you’ll have an awful September
bring on the dancing horses 🦃@ihavethatonvinyl.com · 2mo agopost something random or you'll have an awful september
Mauve Younkers (RIP Younkers, you were a pretty good department store)
Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 2mo agoVermilion I. Magnin
Just saw another crappy YouTube ad for a betting site (?) that had an infographic that was instantly recognizable as AI-generated. The same homogenized look that’s everywhere. Obnoxiously busy and overly dense, with those infernal clipart icons next to their bullet points.
Listening to the 1997 performance of “Silver Springs” by Fleetwood Mac. This may be a little over-the-top, but I think it’s evocative at the level of Shakespeare. Or of Beethoven’s Ninth, or equivalent.
