cant believe the 7 sleep hacks i simultaneously introduced into my bedtime routine last night completely fucked me

the bureaucrats would sooner see benjamin button dead then let him get even a taste of a pension

my hairline isn't retreating it is eroded

having to take a break during my big dinner draping myself up and over the back of my chair like Alex Honnold on a tough ascent

Kids these days just don't understand what it was like having to watch Big Fish on itv every saturday forever

you can row your ass home el Blanco nino

alain de Bolton is doing a great job under a lot of pressure imo

bread 2.0 same nutrient density but 1/10th its original size 32bit floating crumb $600.00

new metaphor just dropped

Dracula Flow would've been great in the new Star Fox game

i changed from chocolate protein powder to strawberry andeverything has gone wrong

sometimes you love someone but they just have to go because they post too much

Pragmata continues the trend of daddification in gaming by taking the chainsmoking knee-sliding 20 something from Vanquish and making him wider, slower and bolting bmx stunt-pegs through his lumbar for the little one to grip onto.

sorry kids its looking like its arab strap again for christmas www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYzs...

(Afternoon) Soaps by Arab Strap

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kacho has really aged liked wine

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Shinya Arino has recieved his copy!

we need to be careful and not bully Taylor Swift too much right now because we don't want to spawn another evil billionaire mega terf that clearly holds grudges

when is it fine to murder your neighbour who uses a leaf blower every day?

im like the Rafael Nadal's waterbottles of bad sleep practises

the eggs and the avocado from my sandwich meeting and being like yo what the fuck is that!!!

*rearing a tweet that has a line break 'well here we go again!'

Umm Gemini what attachment style is Daniel Plainview?

i saw a house listed on rightmove with a haunted basement but when i asked the estate agent he said its just a highly motivated cellar

Anakin lost his hand in a canning accident

what makes the avengers so compelling is that theres this green guy and a metal guy but then also this one guy who just has a glock and another one who's just been to decathlon and of course we all have our favorites!

surely just a crumb of psychic damage couldnt hurt

really hope im just depressed and not developing a gluten intolerance 🙏

just a blue collar single father haveing a little cry with my greggs breakfast roll whilst listening to ceilings by lizzy mcalpine

racing line granny hit the apex as i walked back from aldi and damn near cleaned my clock

im doing a breaking bad show but where the guy is a evil biology teacher instead and i just keep getting bf skinner type shit like oh what if a dog was also a kubotan

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