"She's a sweet girl, once her motor gets runnin'..." Lyrical idea about my little Ozzy Gurl's purring which I quickly abandoned for being too hetero. 🤷‍♂️

Had a SM freakout for some reason. I posted a "TikTok" as a joking hack so Mari would see it. 400 people saw it in 10 minutes. Yikes. That's a lot. Rob don't like... bad medicine. Shut it all down, save this for a minute. 😳

It looks like I've managed to download my Facebook in its entirety. But my Danzig cult is still there, so that complicates things. 🤔

I've never taken my Elphaba Stanley outside of work. I had no idea it had little emerald green shiny things!

RIP, Tootie. 1974-2018. Damn we had good times.

Why do people insist on bringing their fuck trophies into the workplace?

I wish someone would punch that bitch #Elon in the fucking throat. God that felt good to say. Fuck Facebook.