Germany: let's YOLO our PK takers Australia: hold our Foster's

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

Accidentally took two #Zyrtec instead of 1. AMA!

A classic case of "we got the outcome we wanted, therefore our planning, logic, and decision-making is infallible". The falicy of mediocre white men.

Joseph Fink, we're going to win@planetoffinks.bsky.social · 6mo ago

A take that has stood the test of time

College kickers, man. Oh wait ...

Remember when #TNF games used to suck?

After midnight the starters can reenter, right? #SEADET

Lisa: "I'm studying for the math fair. If I win I get a protractor." Homer: "Well, too bad we don't live on a farm."

Willow@rockshrimp.bsky.social · 12mo ago

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

What i think when I read "triple sabotage"

a man says they 're on double secret probation

ALT: a man says they 're on double secret probation

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Matt Chatham@chatham58.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Coincidentally, if your goal was to look like a giant neurotic pussy to the entire world, this is exactly what you’d write. Word for word.

Drinking and eating my way through Duke-Tulane weekend. First up, airport Bloody Mary at Deschutes Brewery in PDX D concourse.

We are blessed with three. Quincy, Jimi, and Kurt.

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · last yr.

I love how certain cities hold their most iconic musicians as patron saints and part of the city's identity. Minneapolis has Prince. We in Austin Have Willy. New Orleans has Dr. John. Genuinely curious: Who is your city's musical patron saint?

Alabama: let’s send our failed football coach to the Senate Georgia: hold my beer

Greg Bluestein@bluestein.bsky.social · last yr.

Just in: The son of legendary Georgia football coach Vince Dooley is weighing a run against Democratic incumbent Jon Ossoff, a move that could shake up one of the most competitive U.S. Senate races in the nation. #gapol ajc.com/politics/202...

@mdarbyreid.bsky.social

Resistance Rangers@resistancerangers.altgov.info · last yr.

On April 9th, Secretary Doug Burgum held an “All Hands Meeting” for all employees in the Department of the Interior. This meeting was going to highlight the work that the department has done “make the transition to the Trump administration so smooth.” ....right. He made some WILD claims.

We did a thing for the goats today. Nice to be outdoors. Spring has sprung.

This. 1000 times, this.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@aoc.bsky.social · 2y ago

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

Ducks and geese enjoying peas, in case you need a break from everything.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Richard Zussman@richardzussman.bsky.social · 2y ago

NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.

It's kind of ... remarkable? ... how many decisions (or decision ppints?) are determined in tech firms over alcohol.

You know what to do @bsky.app

Barbara Hershey@barbarahershey.bsky.social · 2y ago

@mdarbyreid.bsky.social new hobby for you

Wendy E. N Thomas@wendyenthomas.bsky.social · 2y ago

When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars. When women rage, we create. We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things. Behold rage project #1

NBA: Hawks (loosely held, to be replaced by the Seattle expansion franchise) NFL: Falcons NHL: Haven't had the pleasure College: Duke MLB: Braves WNBA: Storm Soccer: Sounders, USMNT, USWNT

Jemele Hill@jemelehill.bsky.social · 2y ago

NBA: Pistons NFL: 49ers NHL: Red Wings College: Michigan State MLB: Tigers WNBA: None (I’m from Detroit and we don’t have the Shock anymore) Soccer: None #Sports