Bitch, the toilet seat WAS clean until you felt the need to HOVER! 🙄
A Parakeet Named Robin
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Perennial late bloomer: human c. 1987 | married 💍 c. 2020 | conscious woman 🏳️⚧️ c. 2023 | machinist c. 2024 | microblogger c. 2026 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸🖖 she/her (pan)
Trans guys loving Texas Roadhouse... is this a thing?
A Milton Hershey biopic on "Angel"... That's gonna be some hegemonic nonsense.
This is just gross. www.cbc.ca/news/world/n...
Pentagon says firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter will be livestreamed | CBC News
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after War Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be "public."
cbc.ca
My camera roll: machined parts with nonconformities, nudes, machined parts with nonconformities, selfies...
I do not know how to feel about the fact that Donnie and I appear to have similar taste in men...
Macklemore kind of always struck me as performatively woke, but you can't deny the guy backs up the performance. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
Needed to sneeze just as I noticed a mosquito on my arm. So I sneezed it off. We call that efficiency.
I feel the sudden urge to raid some tombs or something...
Replaying Portal it struck me that GLaDOS has a very JK Rowling energy. Maybe that's Joanne's problem: she became too powerful, and then her morality module fell off...
So if there's a bunch of officials who are aware of the hell mouth, why don't they just back Buffy up instead of playing dumb?
I have caused a cis person to read Whipping Girl! 🏆
Make a band smaller Discomfort from Above 1979
Make a band smaller The Stationary Wilburys
I just clued a coworker in on the fact that The Matrix is subtextually queer. His mind seemed fairly blown. I did not lay out specifics, though. I'm waiting with bated breath to see if he looks it up. 🤭
There's a freight line that crosses my commute. I almost never have to stop, but when I do, the train just crawls through at a maddeningly show pace. Luckily, I've discovered that I can tell when one's coming because there will be several overgrown boys with tripods and expensive cameras set up.
Trying out thinner frames for my emotional support glasses.
Having only encountered the lasting and deep-rooted effects of childhood sexual abuse secondhand by watching helplessly as the trauma eats my friends alive decades later, I can safely say: those who visit that evil on the world are deserving of neither forgiveness nor mercy.
Okay, I love the access I now have to my emotions. But sometimes I do miss the ability to shut them down when I have other things I need to focus on first.
On this humid, stormy day I just keep thinking back to this past weekend when nice weather and an occasion to wear a dress were finally in alignment...
I have discovered that I can control my shake-to-activate flashlight with my booty.
It's the first really gorgeous weather we've had in weeks. Seems like the perfect time for a depression spiral and cloistering myself in the bedroom! 🌞
Okay okay JK Rowling and Andrew Tate are not the same, but the appeal of each of these nonces to their respective slavering fanbase *is* hilariously similar. TERFs really do have an incel energy...
Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami, TMZ reports
Andrew and Tristan Tate Arrested in Miami
Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami ... just before Andrew was set to cohost a bareknuckle boxing event.
tmz.com
If you really want to lean into the apocalyptic vibes, may I recommend the soundtrack for The Last of Us while commuting through this hellscape.