This app immediately slapping a warning label on this photo 🫩

Rene in DC 🏛️@readyforrene.bsky.social · 10h ago

On tv, I’m a star 🤩📺

This app immediately slapping a warning label on this photo 🫩

Rene in DC 🏛️@readyforrene.bsky.social · 10h ago

On tv, I’m a star 🤩📺

On tv, I’m a star 🤩📺

When he thinks we're about to #do #it but I'm actually about to spend the next 90 minutes giving him an *extremely* detailed account of Targaryen family history. And then we're gonna do it 🙂‍↕️

Heading to the gym now instead of staying cuddled up in bed even though it’s such a perfectly cozy, rainy Sunday… i am literally so brave 🥹

Trade Spotify playlists with me so I know it’s real 🎶🎸

Trade Spotify playlists with me so I know it’s real 🎶🎸

Ready to work up a sweat? 🥵

Ready to work up a sweat? 🥵

Life as woman really is a matter of cycling between either having a big butt or having tight abs, there’s simply no in-between 😫

Would you help me unmake this bed? 🤎

I really love receiving gifts of flowers, but I really, *really* love receiving gifts of houseplants/potted plants! That way I can keep them forever and think of you wherever I tend to them 🥰🪴

Outside clothes on the bed: Yea or nay? 🤔🖤💫😏

Would you help me unmake this bed? 🤎

Did you even hit the gym if you didn’t snap a post-workout selfie? 🥵🏋🏾‍♀️💪🏾

Me masking outside and waiting until I'm indoors to take a free, unimpeded breath. Oh how the turntables turn! 😷

I know one thing you can eat right now that won’t give you a deadly virus 🤓😝

my love for yapping, made manifest 🤓📖

This silly little book made me feel so seen 👽

Rene in DC 🏛️@readyforrene.bsky.social · 3w ago

Now reading 🤓👽🛸

I know one thing you can eat right now that won’t give you a deadly virus 🤓😝

My favorite activewear site is having a big sale 👀🤸🏾‍♀️🛍️

Do you like my nails? 💅🏾🥰

Outside clothes on the bed: Yea or nay? 🤔🖤💫😏

Do you guys think my good friend who went to the trouble of gifting me authentic ceremonial grade matcha brought back from a big trip to Japan would be mad to know I’m currently mixing it into a vanilla protein shake? 🤭

Do you like my nails? 💅🏾🥰

after all has been bared… 🖤

after all has been bared… 🖤

The absolute *worst* part of this whole “going to the gym” thing is the peeling the soaked, sweaty clothes off my soaked, sweaty body post-workout 🥵😫

When you're about to have a type of sex so bizarre that it requires the sharing of diagrams beforehand to explain the mechanics 😭🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😝🥵

Currently having a protein bar and bourbon cocktail for dinner because it is simply too hot for any further effort 😖😫🥃