Bulbous Orange Tick
@realbulboustick.bsky.social
Parasite. Parody. President. The Diet Coke of Evil. Under your skin.
I opened my mouth SO WIDE this morning it TORE into my cheekbones and released a WHOLE NEW FACE. Even better than the first! Bleeds PATRIOTISM. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
B.O.T. was created to mock the Orange Ghoul who rules the U.S. with a soft brain and an empty heart. Donald Trump is a despicable piece of filth, and so is EVERY SINGLE ONE of his supporters. His mere existence makes every person with the tiniest bit of moral clarity want to vomit.
Can I eat it? Can I rape it? Can I lie to it? Can I kill the poors with it? No? Then what THE FUCK is this if it has no function?
Look, it's Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
O, behold the HOST! Shimmering with rot, he bellows lies at sacred memorials! Blessed are his flock: PRO-CRIME, PRO-WAR, PRO-RACISM, PRO-ABUSE! And lo, they kneel to their Fictional Sky Daddy, crowning this decomposing toad as GOD’S ANOINTED! AMEN!
Folks, believe me, the HOST is a GOLD-PLATED PARASITE! GORGES on loyalty! Pardons criminals who SMASH cops! Sells BEST shitcoins to MAGA—winning bigly! Honors fascists, STRONGEST Christianity! PRO-WAR, PRO-GRAB'EM! Protects fellow "ENIGMAS", they worship his fat ass! BEAUTIFUL!
