Few things better at a live sporting event than the guy who believes the players are taking the coaching advice he is boozily screaming at them from like 500 feet away.
Chris Calogero
@realchriscal.bsky.social
Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
When a company tries to sell you on a worse version of a product that used to work just fine.
When a company tries to sell you on a worse version of a product that used to work just fine.
Every A.I. bro in interviews is like De Niro in Goodfellas telling Karen to walk over and pick out a dress. We don’t know exactly why it feels bad but it feels really bad.
A mutant explains his strange but effective power for X-Men audition
I love on dating shows when they say they “don’t take these decisions lightly” Like dude you’re getting gameshowed married. There’s no lighter way to take a decision.
The Odyssey is so woke I heard the Cyclops was a DE-EYE hire!
@realchriscal.bsky.social needs to explain the rules if you could just listen. www.tiktok.com/@realchrisca...
That guy who brought a #game to a big social gathering assuming people would be into it and is now trying to explain the #rules to everyone #boardgame #boardgames #gaming #party #parties #catan
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A huge shoutout to @cmarciel.bsky.social for his support of my short film. Cory is a genuine, nice, smart, funny dude and a great writer. Well worth a follow especially if you’re into movies. He’s been a great supporter for so many years and I can’t wait for him to check out what he helped me make!
You can watch my whole comedy special, HUSKY BOY, for free on YouTube or stream it on Apple Music and Spotify I’m extremely proud of it and I think you’ll dig it. Tell your moms!
Did you know I got a coupla dumb shirts based on my silly videos you can buy? Well now you know! www.teepublic.com/user/chris-c...
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I’ll never forgive the motherfucker who looked at a car door handle and was like “what if we could make this worse?!”
Mega shoutout to @jimhasfun.wnyrpg.com for supporting the kickstarter of my short film, “Gimme a Call” Jim’s wonderful here and on every social app I’ve interacted with him on. He’s funny and supportive and the vibes emanating from him are immaculate. Thanks Jim! You helped make me look like this!
Truly hard to beat making movies with your friends. It’s all I want to do.
A big gigantic original action movie filled with character actors won’t heal everything but it would certainly help!
Wrote a little about my buddy Johnny and his legacy of goodness chriscalogero.medium.com/where-does-t...
Where Does The Good Go?
John Rosenberger. A name, a sentence, an endless well of stories. As news of Johnny’s death broke across the various communities he found…
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People who think The Office is edgy are also wary of mayonnaise being too spicy.
Truly hard to beat making movies with your friends. It’s all I want to do.
LA friends. The sound person for my film shoot tomorrow had to drop. We need someone to record sound tomorrow at a location in downtown LA. One location, 3 actors. Hit me up if you can do this or know someone who can do this. Thank you!
Going to LA to shoot this short I wrote. It’s hard to get anyone else to care about making something as much as you do. Everyone from supporters to the folks working on this project have brought a care, enthusiasm, and dedication I could’ve only dreamed about. LET’S MAKE A MOVIE!
The gap in my resume? It was then that I carried you my child
Father's Day is coming up, everybody!
From Hang Time to Prime Time: Business, Entertainment, and the Birth of the Modern-Day NBA
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That's what I love about these jobs, man. I get older, they stay the same wage.