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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 24h ago

04 Aug 2026

Heathcliff walks under a telephone wire where two birds sit. His fairy godmother, floating next to him, conjures up a magic umbrella over his head, protecting him from bird droppings. One of the birds says "His fairy godmother."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · yesterday

03 Aug 2026

Heathcliff walks up to an ice cream stand with a giant sculpture of an ice cream cone on its roof. The worker in the stand says "It doesn't come in that size."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3d ago

02 Aug 2026

Heathcliff goes to an ice cream parlor and walks out with a cone of orange ice cream. He tastes the ice cream and makes a disgusted face, before overturning a nearby garbage can and spilling its contents on the street. He happily walks away with his ice cream cone, now covered in garbage, as the worker at behind the counter at the ice cream parlor says "It's a new flavor called 'Heathcliff'".

The Kitty Korner reads "Laila Blenderman of Old Bethpage, NY, says her cat 'Sage' was born on July 4 in a Brooklyn junkyard, and she's a real firecracker!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4d ago

01 Aug 2026

Heathcliff stands in front of an easel, having painted a large painting of a garbage can. Behind the easel are a bunch of finished paintings, also of garbage cans, which look identical. Iggy and Grandma Nutmeg watch him work, and Iggy says "He's in a creative rut."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 5d ago

31 Jul 2026

Heathcliff sits in some bushes in his backyard, playing a note on a small flute. Two birds watch him from a nearby tree, and one of them says "He can perfectly mimic worm song."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 6d ago

30 Jul 2026

Heathcliff, who has put on his robe and wizard hat, walks out of the meat store levitating a whole ham in the air with a magic wand. Two employees watch him leave, and one says "I love my job."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · last wk.

29 Jul 2026

Heathcliff is on the ocean in a tiny boat, fishing up a little fish. Unbeknownst to him, behind him, there's a giant albino whale behind him, about to swallow the boat. Two seagulls watch from the sky, and one says "It's one of those days."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · last wk.

28 Jul 2026

Heathcliff stands wearing dress shoes, looking at Grandpa Nutmeg, who's sitting in an armchair and looking angrily at Heathcliff from his newspaper. Two mice scurry away from Heathcliff, and Grandpa Nutmeg says "You'll never catch them in those dress shoes."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · last wk.

27 Jul 2026

Heathcliff rides in a small sailboat- the "USS Bro"- as a large cloud shaped like Heathcliff's face gently blows a wind into the ship's sails, guiding it towards shore. Two birds stand on a beach watching the boat, and one of them says "He's the next of kin to the wayward wind."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · last wk.

26 Jul 2026

Heathcliff rushes into his study, pulling back on a conspicuous bust's head to make a library shelf push back, revealing a fireman's pole labeled the Cat Pole. Over the next few panels, we see him- now wearing sunglasses- drive a series of cool vehicles through the night, all of which are colored the same orange of his fur and have a cool face design on their front, with two intimidating black eyes and a nose that looks just like Heathcliff's. He rides on the streets in the Catmobile, above the city in the Catcopter, through the water outside the city in the Cat-Jetski, and down a forest road in the Catcycle. Finally, he gets to his destination, a street with two garbage cans, one of which he overturns and sits atop, enjoying a fish skeleton. Two owls watch him, and one of them says "It's always garbage night somewhere."

The Kitty Korner reads "Melissa Judge of Buffalo, NY, says her cat 'Frenchy' sleeps with a picture of Heathcliff next to her bed!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2w ago

25 Jul 2026

Heathcliff, in scuba gear and holding a pepper mill, encounters a school of fish in the ocean. One of the fish says "Careful. He's got a pepper mill."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2w ago

24 Jul 2026

Heathcliff and the Summer Mummy- a smiling mummy wearing sunglasses and board shorts- walk happily on a beach boardwalk holding ice cream cones. There's an ice cream stand nearby, and its worker tells a customer "The Summer Mummy gets the sand flavor."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2w ago

23 Jul 2026

The Garbage Ape bounces down the street, and a bunch of smaller apes bounce in a line ahead of him. A group of cats rejoices at the Garbage Ape's approach. Two owls watch from a nearby tree, and one says "Garbage Apelings are in season."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2w ago

22 Jul 2026

Heathcliff and Jimmy the frog stand outside a beach boardwalk ice cream stand, each holding an ice cream cone with sprinkles. A child stands at the stand with her own sprinkle-filled cone, and the worker at the stand says "Those aren't sprinkles. We call them 'Jimmies'."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2w ago

21 Jul 2026

Heathcliff walks around on stilts wearing ludicrously tall pants with stars on them, holding a balloon that says "Bro" and wearing a monocle. Two birds watch him walk down the sidewalk, and one says "When did he start wearing a monocle?"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2w ago

21 Jul 2026

A chipmunk in Heathcliff's back yard very loudly says "My dudes" as two other chipmunks cover their ears. Heathcliff and Iggy are watching from their back window- also covering their ears- and Iggy says "The baritone chipmunk."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2w ago

19 Jul 2026

Heathcliff walks in a field and discovers a pug walking the other way. He gently kicks the pug in the air and snuggles it like an expert soccer player, keeping it in the air. He kicks the pug, sending it into a dog catcher's waiting net. A nearby bird says "Goooooooaal!" as Heathcliff cheers.

The Kitty Korner reads "Jason Kierman of Oak Island, NC, says his cat 'Dusty' knocks over his stacks of books. He must like to read!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3w ago

18 Jul 2026

Heathcliff floats away from the gum store using a gum bubble as a balloon, with a bro fish in a small bowl on top of his head. The fish says "Bro". Iggy and the owner of the gum store, both smiling, watch him leave, and the store owner says "I was just going to say that."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3w ago

17 Jul 2026

Heathcliff and the Summer Mummy- a mummy wearing board shorts and sunglasses with a broad smile- both ride on surfboards next to each other. They both have small fish bowls on top of their head, and each of their fish says "Bro". Two surfers watch them shred, and one of the surfers says "Dude."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3w ago

16 Jul 2026

Heathcliff sits on top of an overturned garbage can at night, with a small fish bowl with a fish inside atop his head. The fish says "Bro". Three aliens, arriving from a nearby flying saucer, look over at Heathcliff with curiosity, and one of the aliens says "Did someone say 'probe'?"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3w ago

15 Jul 2026

Heathcliff stands at an ice cream shot with a small fishbowl perched atop his head. There's a small fish inside the fishbowl, and he says "Bro". The worker at the ice cream counter excitedly says "That's our most popular flavor."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3w ago

14 Jul 2026

Heathcliff leads a line of cats down the sidewalk. Each of the cats has a small fishbowl with a fish inside perched atop their head, and each of the fishes says "Bro". Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "A group of Brofish is called a 'shoal.'"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3w ago

13 Jul 2026

Heathcliff stands smugly with a group of tourists on a boat labeled "BRO FISH WATCH", sailing on the ocean. The crowd looks down at a school of fish jumping up out of the water, each of whom is loudly saying "Bro". I think they're supposed to be taking pictures of the bro fish with their phones but the colorist just made it so they're all holding white rectangles, no idea what that's about. Anyways. The ship captain smiles to his first mate, watching the happy crowd of tourists, and says "I thought he was crazy."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3w ago

12 Jul 2026

A crowd of chiuahuas run down the street, yapping. Heathcliff grabs an aerosol can and shakes it, before panicking as the can fails to spray. The dogs pounce on Heathcliff, and he walks to a pet supplies store with four chihuahuas latched on to him as a pet supply employee says "Ran out of chihuahua repellent?"

The Kitty Korner reads "Dawn Henderson of Katy, Texas, says her cat 'Steve' likes to sprinkle water from his bowl onto his dry food!"

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4w ago

11 Jul 2026

Heathcliff and the Summer Mummy- a mummy wearing sunglasses and board shorts- walk down a beach. Heathcliff and the mummy both are carrying surfboards and are both smiling broadly, wearing their sunglasses. The sun, shining behind them, also has sunglasses and is smiling just as hugely. Two seagulls watch the trio, and one says "Fun, sun, and the Summer Mummy."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4w ago

10 Jul 2026

Heathcliff, Iggy, and Grandpa Nutmeg are out in their backyard by a grill. Iggy and Heathcliff are both juggling hot dogs in the air with their feet, while Grandpa Nutmeg keeps a hamburger in the air with his head- all portraying good soccer technique. Grandma Nutmeg and a friend watch the trio from the back window, and Grandma says "They've got World Cup fever."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4w ago

09 Jul 2026

Two employees at a fish market look out of their window at a jack-in-the-box, springing up with a model of Heathcliff's head. One of the employees says "This feels like a diversion." Unbeknownst to them, Heathcliff is jumping out of their back window, excitedly holding a stolen fish.

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4w ago

08 Jul 2026

Heathcliff arranges a steak and two hams on his front lawn. Each of the meats has little legs and little gnome hats and are posed delicately. Grandma Nutmeg talks to a neighbor as he works and says "I prefer lawn gnomes."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4w ago

07 Jul 2026

Heathcliff, dressed in a bumblebee costume, stands at the entrance of a beach, by a sign that says "Bee Nude Beach". A seagull, standing on a sand dune, says "I wouldn't."

actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4w ago

06 Jul 2026

Heathcliff rides by a dog run on a small chariot being drawn by four slugs. A group of dogs angrily barks at Heathcliff and his slug chariot. A couple watches him pass, and one of them says "That bothers me."