Folks, if you need a cure for a low libido, I'm telling you it's right here. A Path ramblefap with her so cum drunk and brain blasted that even the listener loses track of how many times she comes. 🥵🔥🔥❤️

Path🔞@pathesisnsfw.bsky.social · 4d ago

Ramblefap session of me rubbing myself to all sorts of videos, pic and messages yall sent me❤️ SQUIRTING MULTIPLE ORGASMS EXHIBITION I get bold and do it right in front of my bedroom window. This one is over due sorry abt that! Listen here! soundgasm.net/u/Pathesis/C... #nsfw #masturbation

Yesterday was option one. Today is option three. 😈

Bumble Summertime Bear (aka Insatiabear)@realinsatiabear.bsky.social · 5d ago

The eternal lunchtime conundrum: do I read, game, jerk off while fantasizing about you, or watch TV?

Working remotely: when you absolutely, positively have to fuck them over your desk during a meeting and don't want anyone else to know. Accept no substitutes.

The eternal lunchtime conundrum: do I read, game, jerk off while fantasizing about you, or watch TV?

There are two extremes in my attitudes towards the people that I'm mutual followers with on this app. The first extreme: when I feel they must be cherished and protected at all costs, sheltered and defended and kept safe against all the evils this world offers. /1

"Fuck! I really wish you weren't married." "That's....a bit abrupt. And abrasive. Why on earth not?" "'Cause I'd....well. I'd really like to invite you back to my hotel room and fuck you silly." "So? In that case it might interest you to know that my wife and I practice ENM." /1

Frank Beard last week, Dolly Parton and Tim Curry yesterday, and now Optimus Prime. I am so fucking gutted. Peter Cullen brought so much gravitas, so much weight and wisdom, to the role of a damn ROBOT over forty-plus years. I will miss him so. abcnews.com/GMA/Culture/...

Peter Cullen, voice of 'Transformers,' 'Winnie the Pooh' characters, dies at 85

Peter Cullen, a voice actor who starred as Optimus Prime in "Transformers" and as Eeyore in "Winnie the Pooh," has died at the age of 85.

abcnews.com

Reading the latest update from my financial advisors. I was not expecting to be personally attacked this morning and yet here we are. "It is also worth noting that research suggests cognitive changes affecting financial decision-making can begin as early as age 53." RUDE.

@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social sending an email to me (and presumably other Victory Club members) requesting feedback on a survey. And the survey link......is broken. Yep, that sounds about right for them these days. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

This is the best way I can think of to honor Dolly. She was one of the purest souls ever to exist on this rock. Kind and gentle and sweet and so loving to everyone. EVERYONE.

Jack Q. Riley (He/Him)@jackandjillcpl.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you do this - and I hope you do - I'd like to hear about it. Pay a respectful compliment to someone who deserves it. Let someone merge in front of you. Make a donation to a worthwhile cause. Send a thank-you note. Pay for a stranger's coffee. Treat a cashier or waitstaff with kindness.

It takes SO LITTLE effort to be kind to others. And yet, here we are. Do not mistake kindness for weakness. ❤️❤️

kristina@mudkri.bsky.social · 3w ago

I love watching "Reacher", but FFS, seeing Alan Ritchson with his shirt off gives me a fuckin inferiority complex. 😭

Girl at the drive through last night: "Hey, I really like your car, it's gorgeous." Me, pleased: "Thanks, I'm very fond of it." Her: "My grandma has the exact same one!" Me, somewhat less pleased now: "Your grandma, huh? Gee, thanks for that." 😂😭

Quote with a vampire that is not Dracula.

Count von Count from Sesame Street

ALT: Count von Count from Sesame Street

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Ery@shuttahbug.bsky.social · 4w ago

If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.

You make my cock hard, sure, but more than that, you make my mind hard. Dancing along my neural pathways, straddling and grinding on my axons, lying back and spreading yourself in invitation for every incandescent burning lustful thought I have about you. And always eager to be the cause of more.

"This could be us but" .... Oh, wait. It is us. Right, carry on. 😈😈

Tell her you love her even when she's sleeping. Maybe she won't hear you, sure, but then again, maybe she'll have nice dreams. ❤️

Sleepy burrowing against you that becomes blurry exploration that becomes gentle caresses that become growing heat that becomes warm spooning that becomes cockwarming that becomes gentle thrusting that becomes hungry lovemaking that becomes aggressive pile driving that becomes sweet aftercare. 😈🔥❤️

Oh, I know you love spatial orientation games like Tetris, sweetheart. That's why I wanted you to try out this new game I've come up with. It's called "Will it Fit Inside?" and I think you'll be very, very good at it.

Congratulations to Spain, the new World Champions! Impeccably played, masterfully executed, shut down Argentina at every opportunity. Yet for all that, it didn't hold a candle to yesterday's third place match. Quite a WC this year, start to finish. Already looking forward to 2030. ❤️⚽🥅

The whiplash when I realize I use the same words and phrases when I'm talking her through her orgasm as I do when I'm calming my reactive dog on a walk. "That's it, good girl (boy)!" "You're doing so well for me!" "I'm so proud of you!" "Just a little bit more." "Such a good girl (boy) for Daddy."

Gonna be hard to match the intensity of the third-place England - France match in tomorrow's final. What a fuckin rollercoaster. 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Taken in the checkout lane of my local grocery store. One of these things is not like the others. 😂😂

Hasty, rushed sex, rough handling, bruising kisses, up against the wall or bent over the nearest available surface, breath coming hard and fast, pulling clothes up or down or just to the side because I just can't fucking wait to get into you. 😈

Normalize telling your friends they're hot. You're all freaking hotties and I have crushes on all of you. 🥵🥵

Normalize telling your friends you love them. I love you all. ❤️

Like so SO many others on my timeline this morning, just manifesting a third. Good things come in threes, you know. First Mitch, now Lindsey. Surely it'll be him next. What a lovely thing to wake up to on a lazy Sunday. 😂💀❤️

Once again annoyed by a fucking pro-AI commercial during the World Cup, for which the tagline is "Keep thinking". The whole point of your fucking company, your business model, is for people to NOT think and to blindly offload everything onto your bullshit plagiarism generator.

Fuck you, @bsky.app , for cravenly knuckling under to state and country governments pushing "age verification to SAVE! THE! CHILDREN!" A company with a shred of self respect, or an ounce of concern for their user base, would have told the age verification crowd to get fucked. /1

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!"

Kane Kisaragi@kanekisaragi.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said "It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.”