*cracking his neck. where the fuck has this guy been.*

aaah. damn

𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓸@undeadonarrival.bsky.social · last yr.

2 all nighters ... i'm cooked.

tired. what's goin' on.

// i stopped caring about ten minutes after the first tweet, we can stop now

// okay i'm not leaving but any mf who brings this up again is getting muted or something, everyone who needs to see it has already seen it, i'm here to pretend to be a middle-aged magic loser on the internet

// this verse sucks

i have no evidence, but. probably.

you will never know the joy 'n whimsy of hot cheeto mtn dew.

𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓸@undeadonarrival.bsky.social · last yr.

Thank god for being european.

it's gonna kill us all, but there are worse ways to go.

you're all cowards.

everytime y'all put a normal person on your hear me out list god cries

lemme show y'all what a real freak is like.

consider yourself lucky, mine sucks.

𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓸@undeadonarrival.bsky.social · last yr.

My stand doesn't even have a form ... So i'm jealous.

still better, honestly.

everyone has cool humanoid stands 'n i got a really angry blanket.

huh. when do we start.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙏 /̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅@s3xpstls.bsky.social · last yr.

Gay Vampire as Claudio said.

who are we getting pregnant???

'course. 'm jimmy, pleasure to meet you.

𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓸@undeadonarrival.bsky.social · last yr.

" Can i get a name ? " He asks with a smirk

so i've been told.

𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓸@undeadonarrival.bsky.social · last yr.

" Aren't you a tall glass of water~ "

howdy.

𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓸@undeadonarrival.bsky.social · last yr.

@reallybigshot.bsky.social 👀 " Heyyyy~"

n'aww, well. thank you.

𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓸@undeadonarrival.bsky.social · last yr.

I mean hey, you're good lookin' your self.

sudden swarm of attractive people. what do i do here

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗛𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 / #JOJORP OC X #MVRP \

'm a little older but i ain't a coward. fine by me.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙏 /̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅@s3xpstls.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh, shit. You're freakier than I thought, beanpole. I'm into that. I don't mind going down.

that was supposed to give me a heart attack. wow. still down.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙏 /̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅@s3xpstls.bsky.social · last yr.

You back isn't the only thing that'll hurt if you're with me. (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

𝓜𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓛𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 #JOJORP #MVRP

it's already the day for it, hit me.

𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙏 /̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅@s3xpstls.bsky.social · last yr.

..... I don't want to give you a heart attack by what I'm going to say.

'course i am, i can't see the point.