Really Rocco? (Pvt #ZSHQ)
@reallyrocco.bsky.social
I'm a rescued American Pitbull Terrier adapting to rural West Virginia mountain cabin life⛰️🏡🐶 Private in the Zombie Squad #ZSHQ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ Life is good, y'all! 🤠 @forensicgator19.bsky.social is my Mom!
🧵Rocco’s Tree Trimming Service™️ 🤦🏻♀️ and afternoon zoomies. 🌪️ 1/3 #ZSHQ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
🧵Afternoon snow zoomies. 1/3 #ZSHQ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
Mom tested me on my first off-leash walk this morning. That’s why I’m tired and my zoomies are lacking 😏 That noise Mom makes is for serious recall that we’re working on. She says I’m doing well so far but there weren’t any distractions today 🙄 #ZSHQ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social
Working on my manners during 🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️patrol this morning! We got about 6 inches of snow on Monday! Did I mention - I LOVE SNOW! So focusing on Mom during walks/training has been a real struggle. 🙃 🫡👊⚓️ #ZSHQ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social
Y’all, may need backup soon. These 🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️are really up to something here!! Is this code?? 🧐🤔 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
Working on posing on command since most of his days will be filled with me pointing a camera in his face. 🤷🏻♀️🤣📸 Bribery is obv involved at this point. @reallyrocco.bsky.social
Ok, these weird things occasionally show up on our walks. Not sure what they are yet but am convinced this has something to do with the zombie lair I know I’m on to…🧐🤔 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ #Puddles #DeerTracks @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
I am convinced this is not a mere stick but a lever to an underground zombie lair!!!! And I will make it work! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social
My first Zombie Squad Santa 🎅🏻 mission and it was a success! 🥳 And he still managed to leave me presents under the tree! Not sure how he did that. 🤯🫡👊🏼⚓️ Merry Christmas!! 🎄 #zshq @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social
Doing some last minute centering exercises before NORAD spots #Santa🎅🏻 in US airspace!! Ready to escort him through West Virginia!! #ZSHQ #ChristmasEve #Christmas #Christmas2024 @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
I learned about a thing called gravity today. It’s very hard to chew on a ball when you’re in a cone. It keeps rolling away 😤🤯 @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social #ZSHQ
Did my first 🧟♂️🧟♀️🧟 patrol after my eye surgery on Thursday. Amazing what you can see with two functioning eyes! 👀🫡👊🏼⚓️ #CherryEye @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
Rocco is out of surgery and did well. Now the long drive home and time to start healing!! ❤️🩹
Pals, I have my eye surgery today. Hopefully, this will be the last one. 🤞🏻 Can I get a paw circle for support‽‽ And some help with patrol the next few days would also be appreciated Rrraaahhh!! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
Pals, I have my eye surgery today. Hopefully, this will be the last one. 🤞🏻 Can I get a paw circle for support‽‽ And some help with patrol the next few days would also be appreciated Rrraaahhh!! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
We only rate dogs. This is clearly a Christmas tree. Yes there is another Christmas tree behind it, that's called having friends. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 14/10
This is Cookie. She believes she can fly, and is pretty concerned about it. 12/10
For the last 4-5 days, every morning Rocco has gotten out of bed, pulled one of his sweaters out of a pile, and brought it towards me. He then sat and waited for me to put it on him. Is this dog actually picking out his own damned clothes‽‽‽ 🤯 @reallyrocco.bsky.social
Y’all, this morning, every time the wind blew, I could hear a siren’s call to me…so beautiful 😍 #Windchimes. I just know those 🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️ were up to something. 🤔 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social
Night 🧟♂️🧟🧟♀️ patrol - ✅ Ignore the “uniform”. I mean, it’s insanely soft but has ears and a tail. 🙄🤦🏻 I already have those 🤷🏻♂️ All clear! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
It’s raining, it’s pouring! Mom wishes she was snoring! I enjoyed walking in the rain and now trying to snuggle against her with my soggy, doggy body 🤭 🧟♂️🧟🧟♀️Patrol ✅ All clear! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ #SticksForRex @rexthetvterrier.bsky.social @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
Pottying by moonlight…🌓although Mom did still have the flashlight on for that part 🤦🏻♀️ This was the walk back home. Bright lights right of center are our yard decorations. All clear! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
Mom took me to #FairfaxStoneStatePark today. It’s a small park at the headwaters of the Southern Branch of the #PotomacRiver. We weren’t expecting so much snow!!❄️ Too cold for 🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️!! 🫡👊🏼⚓️ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
Hi all! After 🧟 patrol and cardio this morning, Mom took me on a road trip! We’ll post more pics later but here’s one she really really likes. Also, we found A LOT of snow! I LOVE snow!!! ⛄️ #FairfaxStone #ZSHQ @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social
I join my dear frens at #Purrs4Peace in sending positive, peaceful energy into our world! May those in need find the kindness and generosity of the human spirit! 💜🌻🕊☮️💜🌻
Patrol ✅ Cardio ✅ 🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️…maybe 🧐🤔. Might have found zombie skin #TreeBark All clear ✅ Breakfast ✅ 🫡👊🏼⚓️ #ZSHQ Cardio video here: flic.kr/p/2qyoZZ2 @forensicgator19.bsky.social @zombiesquadhq.bsky.social