I don’t do girl dinner or boy dinner. I do grown ass single adult dinner
Gavinvincible ⭐️ (he/him)
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Level 43 Blue Mage * PDX Area * Recorder Player * LEGO fan * Composer * Mental Health Advocate * Elder Millennial * LGBTQ+ * Sometimes NSFW * Tighty Whitie Afficionado * Apprentice Dom/Rigger * He/Him/His 🏳️🌈
Me: *contemplates getting gas on the way home.* Me: I’ll get gas after stitch n bitch tonight Me: *Sits thru 2.5 hours of yarn craft in public* Also me: REMEMBERS TO GET GAS ON THE WAY HOME I’m a changed man yall
Why yes, I did have gas so bad for three days I threw my back out 💅
Bout to see if I can make it to the convenience store and back for some Gatorade before last night’s dairy splurge spins the room, puts me to sleep, or shits myself. Wish me luck. After today I may just be ready to give up dairy completely.
When you’re head is neither in the game physically or mentally, sometimes you just gotta take off your pants and exist.
Just walked into a Starbucks for the first time in over two years and they had more items shown on their food menu than their drink menu, and the drink menu kept changing screens so I couldn’t see what they have. Nobody offered to help after 5 minutes, there was no line. Fuck off
My meds are doing something weird today and I don’t feel good. Someone come cuddle me while I play games until it passes
Okay, I just found a dead rodent in my yard. What do i do? This is a new one for me eww
Anybody else feel that there is nothing about Vince Vaughn that makes sense being in his 6’5” hulk body?
Whelp, touché dictionary -Gaydar -GERD -Imposter Syndrome -Mood Stabilizer -Plushie
Iced Brawlatte ☕🥤@cantaffordbrent.bsky.social · 5d agoOh boy... - janky - caffeinate - world-builder - dungeon crawler - bubble butt (hopefully again soon)
Signs adhd meds are working: I double booked myself this weekend and alerted both parties that I goofed and needed to figure out what was happening and where I was needed. Turns out, I fixed the double book a week ago before having anyone knew and caused the panic for nothing.
Me: *gets home from work* 18 inch double headed dildo I forgot was drying in the sink: “Boo!” Me: *jumpscare*
Did you know that fruit is natures fruit snack? 🧐🍓🍇
Big fat tacos Big fat tacos Big fat tacos So big
The ad for the earplugs I want just narrated: “I can go from dancing in a club to talking to a stranger in seconds.” Oh honey, you just lost a sale
Who’s ready to play some cards??? (Boards games also acceptable)
Giving Noctis the luxury pooping experience he deserves
I need suits to be sexy again. Who digs this?
Yes, I do lower my car seat to accommodate the size of my hat, why do you ask?
Mr Jack, I appreciate the allergen friendly attention, however this is a dessert. I don’t give a shit about cramming more omega-3’s in.
TIL there is/was such a thing called the Seattle Moisture Fest? Please explain. I may or may not be hard over this.
Revised: Being bipolar and finally starting on ADHD meds means that now I’m sad with assembled furniture I don’t remember buying.
I promise I didn’t fluff this. It just happened, ok?!
My upper tummy is screaming in empty but my lower tummy is still screaming in agony. Booooo
What if instead of semen cum was filled with cilantro? 🧐🌿
Hot take: a guy flaunting a big dick is less attractive than a guy making jokes about his own small dick. I will be taking questions at this time.🧐
Wanted to try and get something done this evening but then I opened the box and immediately noped out.
