Sunday today seems to be a day of cleaning and tidying everything apart from myself.
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👍: Horror, sleeping 👎: Automated taps, rhubarb I like my music in a minor key. ADHD. 🏳️🌈🏴 Was Skwirble over on the hellsite. If your account is solely used for reposting other people’s content please don’t follow.
I want to be both judgy and mean. The only reason you could possibly be a transohobe is pure cruelty. A willfullness to do someone harm. You're trash. Garbage. A waste of existence.
Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 5d agoI don't want to be judgy or mean but seriously, fuck transphobes forever, they are awful.
This is a new one. I seem to be on a blocklist for being... a Leeds fan? Very happy to be blocked by anyone that cares that much about shit like that, but their bot is seriously clueless. Like I give a shit about football at all. I'm curious what keyword triggered it though
Deodorant/antiperspirant recommendations? Something available easily that won't have me stinky at work, but also won't form 72 hour pore blocks? That doesn't seem very healthy... Although I'm not sure any of them have actually worked like that for me to be fair.
Don't even start me on companies that say "dispatched" when what they mean is "tracking number created but we'll actually send it in three days". So fucking annoying.
RedInstead@redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 4d agoYay! My parcel was delivered yesterday! Except it went from the Netherlands to the UK to two cities in Italy, then Germany, then to the Netherlands again and was finally delivered back to the Netherlands warehouse. They had the nerve to show me confetti at that final delivery as well. 😡
Yay! My parcel was delivered yesterday! Except it went from the Netherlands to the UK to two cities in Italy, then Germany, then to the Netherlands again and was finally delivered back to the Netherlands warehouse. They had the nerve to show me confetti at that final delivery as well. 😡
This afternoon I've been reminded of two things I really like: 1. The word "Haberdashery" 2. Utah Saints' "Something Good" - the only time Kate Bush has allowed a sample to be used. That is all.
I think I'd rather spend longer screenshotting and doing this post than taking part in this one.
I kinda like a good Deus ex machina. There, I said it.
You know, with its promotion of slings, and making kneepads look hot, I just don't think gay culture gets the credit it deserves for normalising and encouraging proactive joint care. "Big cod liver oil" could learn a thing or two.
Is today the day I start watching what I eat and go back to the gym to lose some beef? Or is it the day I start the day with a big bacon and egg roll from the local bakery since I'm up earlier than I need to be?
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I shouldn't be knackered after an hour and a half walk in the woods, but here we are. Really must get out more.
My biggest issue responding to anything on my phone while I'm drinking is not the alcohol, but the refusal to pull out my reading glasses while in a bar. Yeah, that song was about me. IYKYK
Ok, just missed second-last train. Oops. No backup left if I miss the next one. This is my drunk, frustrated, but not actually mad about it face just for reference. Another pint it is!
Had drinks with new boss and other senior managers tonight. She showed me the results of her "whittling" class where she'd been trying to make a mushroom from a piece of wood. I snort laughed and said "part of it had met the brief" Shed basically made a cock. We are going to get along great
In theory it's a reminder before the event, but it's not the most timely! Just as well I was already on it.
Decided on some foot care after my walk today. Let the peeling commence! (I promise I'll spare you the interim photos)
Verify your age My first mobile phone and my first MP3 player (latest Costco card for scale). Phone from 1994 and MP3 player from 2000, a year before the first iPod. I was a trailblazer. No matter the number of clearouts I do I can't throw these out.
Benjamin Bedbreaker@defn28.bsky.social · last mo.Verify your age
Just held up the entire queue by buying a leaf rake. Apparently a manager needed to come in person to authorise it because it's sharp. I can promise if I'm going to go on a rampage it's not going to be with the aim of lightly scraping the skin of as many people as possible with a £6 leaf rake. 🙄
Just bought my team a load of doughnuts to take in today. Types are in the alt text. Have I turned into Dexter?!
Very important research: Has anyone ever managed to peel open a packet of bacon at the "peel here" corner, or does the whole thing come away from the outer plastic like it does for me?
