Anyone mutuals near Atlanta who would let two stinky kiddo crash at their place on the way back from Megaplex? π Would be Wednesday night π«£
π WaddleWah!
@redpandacub1.bsky.social
Tiny red panda cub who's STILL stuck in diapers! π§Έ | Pan/Queer He/Them | ππ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ | Team WahWash π Waifu: @djonesie02.bsky.social
Waking up on my back and pushing a big morning load into my pampers like a good baby βΊοΈ
Soft, friendly puppy fur and the smell of warm pee in my baby diaper π« Floppy, playful puppy paws and wet little teddy bears on my huggies π΅βπ«
Maybe we could miss developmental milestones together? ππ
What if you had a big sister who's a late bloomer and still in pullups. What if she figured out she can get her baby brother to use his little mouth to retrieve his binky from her used pull-ups. She hands you your teddy bear and holds open her soaked leakguards for your eager little maw.
The idea of putting a bib on a little to get them ready for pail play time... π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
Stinky stimmy time with baby dino! Rawr! π¦ πΉ: @djonesie02.bsky.social
I need a name for the enormous dino plush *someone* in this particular daycare likes to hump to let mommy know his pampers are dirty. π«’ Any ideas?
Looks like @djonesie02.bsky.social was demoted to diapers and put back in with the BABIES. She's adapting well and making friends. The kid with the dirty pampers seems like more fun than big kid classes anyway π«£
Okay, so we all love messing in a car seat :3β¦ but what about messing your diaper while strapped into a grocery cart seat? :3
Let me slip into something a little more age appropriate.
Some kiddos need a little extra protection for bed time. βΊοΈ And some get put in baby diapers because they can't be trusted not to go in their pants otherwise π₯° Elmo and binky to keep us company through all our nighttime "uh-ohs"! π
Stuffer. Diaper. Plastic Pants. Locking Sleeper. One Little Playful Alien.
"Mama I hadda ac'ident..." π€€ πΈ: @djonesie02.bsky.social
I know how much you love Stitch sweetie but I don't think we're quite ready for pull-ups... π Mommy knows you did your best, but we can always try again next year! π Why don't you get one of the Barney diapers from under the changing table - no whining - You love Barney, remember? π
The most sexy combination of words in the english language "Poopy diaper" Agree? π
Totally ready to be dropped off at preschool just like this... ...(looks like a good thing mommy slid the aide a few diapers before she left) π π: @djonesie02.bsky.social
When Mommy lets you wear the big kid pull-ups while knowing you really belong in pampers... π Uh-oh Stitch! π«£ π: @djonesie02.bsky.social
...I really need to get a cheap amazon puphood so people can put dirty balled up diapers in the muzzle. π Nice and warm and soft... Held there while I play and squirm... πππ
Somehow I don't think I'm the only one who's ever had an accident in my pants while watching "Learn to Talk with Ms. Rachel" π I may just be a bit bigger than the average.
All secure with Elmo for some "enrichment time" in my dirty diaper β₯οΈ Straps are so nice to get the wiggles against π₯°
I belong in diapers because I still poop my pants like a little baby... Addicted to waking up to the smell of powder and dirty diaper, feeling the warm mess contained against my bottom by soft plastic, curled up with my comfort objects β₯οΈ (Messy diaper shot to keep the rent down)
Uh-oh! A certain little baby is playing with Elmo in a VERY dirty diaper. π
plushie fuckers r adorable !!!! needing to rub against soft stuffy is cute !! kitty needs to purr n rub herself on soft things and soft blankets and loves plushies too !! U can show me urs it's ok !!! πππ₯° #plushophilia #softiesradorable #nsfw and sfw plushie love too
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