I can't get rid of the He/Him pronouns because despite being transfem I have Boy Days, which are days when I wanna wear a suit instead of a maid dress or Raggedy Andy's outfit. I think I could get away with the Raggedy Drip. And then I have He/Him days where it's like Him/Him Butch (HEAVY MACHINERY)

grins

OH FUCK IT'S SHARK WEEK [becomes all powerful]

Sorry I didn't post so funny this time but it was slut weed as it turns out and ya'll don't wanna see thaaaaaaaat

The Demon Princess demands a choccy milk

The Prince of Darkness demands a strawbby milk

WHAT IF I WAS HENRIETTA COOLDOWN

What if I had the power to be his friend

Captain Teemo on... Duty

I'm gonna lay a Mouse Egg

Took and edible and it was FAT BIMBO WEED again

YOU'RE FREE RANGERS! YOU'RE HARD-BOILED!

can i stop being ill. can i please stop being ill now. if i'm not coughing my brains out then i'm tired and this sucks dick and i have deadlines i NEED to get to, this entire thing chugs ballsssssssssss

I'm a little dolly and I live in the soil

Been RPing in a mixed canon space for a while now and it's forced me to come up with the term Invasive Powerscaling which is when a character isn't even the strongest in their group but is an absolutely unstoppable menace in just about every other possible setting

still insanely funny to it how just straight up breast expansion hyper lactation smut got accepted into the scp wiki for series 1. they were just doin fuckin anything back then hell yeah

Fatfur Foods@fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 4w ago

SCP-686 - Safe. ~620 calories per liter. Prompts lactation of up to 1L of milk (~700 kcal) a day upon ingestion, requiring the subject to be milked to maintain this state. If unmilked, prompts radical body transformation and production of >40L (~28,000 kcal) daily. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-686

(trying to fuck egregiously) ohhhh so choom is like oomf ?

Commander Cough Syrup, this is Tongue Actual, please park your yucky nasty ass all over me so Body-1 can stop hacking up a lung because she's full of goo, over.

Was gonna to commissions earlier today (well yesterday now, it's 3:32am currently) and right as I sit down to get everything set up they start doing construction work in the building. Why is Salt Lake constantly in a state of being constructed. What are you building. You have enough Swigs. Cease.

Fistbump Dry Land Brackish

good morning i cried when she said this

I got Wynona's Big Brown Beaver stuck in my head #DatingAPrimusFan

The thing about having three partners is that if I marry all of them I can get three wedding rings, which will allow me to transform into Darkspine Zegram

Do. Not. Use. Fucking. Sticker. Mule.

Aleksandra Vaca@transiticsnews.com · last mo.

1. On Tuesday and with Trump's backing, Sticker Mule CEO Anthony Constantino won a competitive New York House primary—and likely a seat in Congress—after running on "aggressively detransitioning America." His extreme rhetoric must be a warning to us all.