"I have never once slammed my dick in a car door" exclaims man balls deep in the hinges of a Ford Focus
HuffPost@huffpost.com · yesterdayThe podcaster disputed people’s perception of him in an eye-opening podcast.
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glossy depictions of a higher standard of living
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The "We Still Hate Each Other, But We Love Money" tour
Reuters@reuters.com · 4d agoBritish rock band Oasis announce 38-date tour in 2027 reut.rs/3SGZw6w
This Michigan team is playing like they couldn't beat Western Michigan
Eli Stone, a show ahead of its time that also could never be made today.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 7d agoName a tv show with 2 or less seasons.
On that drive, Mike Vrabel fucked the Seahawks defense harder than he... Acted in that old Dunkin commercial.
We do not talk enough about what an absolute work of art Nathan Fielder's FINDING FRANCES is
My twin brother is a man with a Michigan tattoo. His text to me: "Apparently nobody knows when games are over"
Unrelated to anything, meet Rocco He's the cat one. I'm the doughy one.
I can't FanDuel imagine why Kalshi Michigan got a PolyMarket second opportunity there brought to you by DraftKings
You could say he should've done the UTEP two-step ... I agree with you and will show myself out
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 2w agoSomeone check on UTEP’s punter.
By the way, Julian Mack has been doing some of the best baseball work out there
Aaron Cameron@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 2w agoLong, but EXCELLENT read by former #athletics beat writer Julian Mack. I don't know where the happy medium lies between old and new school and I don't know if anyone else does, either. www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/pol...
This is the bright line for CBS? The network that hired Bari Weiss to run their news division? The network of Whisky Fridays with whatever the fuck his name is? Jesus fuck, CBS aired AfterMASH! THIS is the line?
Ken Fang -- Very Asian@fangsbites.bsky.social · 2w agoThere is no more complete AEW experience than working Wembley on Sunday and Allen, Texas, on Wednesday
I misread this as "Waffle House releases terms of oil deal..." Honestly? A better world
Reuters@reuters.com · 3w agoWhite House releases terms of oil deal with North American Blue Energy Partners reut.rs/4cg9PVG
I'd like to congratulate the AEW team. The "Buy In" block of matches leading into the PPV has been so good that if I didn't have other shit to do this afternoon, they'd have my $40
Wait until he learns that all games only start at five after the hour and half hour
optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 3w ago[gets a video game system called the SuperStation] [discovers that it only plays TBS programming including but not limited to Dinner and a Movie, WCW Saturday Night, and broadcasts of Road House]
I will only accept this if Cole Trickle's return to NASCAR brings Ricky Bobby out of retirement
Once again the Melbourne Demons have made me regret waking up early and also, just, you know, life.
The age gap in my marriage will be apparent tonight when I want to watch CLUE and she wants to watch MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoActor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that