Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Why do people don’t play DnD anymore complain about every single new DnD release? Me: Maybe they secretly wish to be drawn back in. 9yo DM: Ha! Yeah right! They complain more than I do about gross food like black beans or cheese.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: I love elk, but why in the world do we need so many different Elk cards in Magic? Me: Good question. Why do you think? 9yo DM: Someone at WotC is a bad hunter and always wanted to shoot an elk but couldn’t?

Another beautiful Utah sunset. This one is sadly due to wildfire smoke.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: Me: Sorry son. There won’t be any Hobbit pre-con commander decks. 9yo DM: What?!? It would have been perfect. Five colors… battle of the five armies… five pre-con commander decks and an epic battle!!

The One Page Dungeon Contest ends tomorrow. The wyrmling has entered this “dungeon” into the youth category for 12 and under.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: I made up a new MtG mechanic… Songs! They are enchantments but you have to have a certain type of creature like dwarf or Halfling to activate the card. Me: I like it!! 9yo DM: Tom Bombadil’s song just stops the game for 20 minutes.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: <plays dead> Which Hamlet character am I? Me: I don’t know. 9yo DM: All of them.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: I think songs are better if they have sword sounds in them. Me: How many sword songs do you know? 9yo DM: Just one. Simply Irresistible—which I think is written about a sword. Me: Really? 9yo DM: The proof is irrefutable.

“Verify your age” “Are you serious? Your parents won’t let you play a game where you gang up with your friends to slay demons because they think you are worshipping demons? The cover doesn’t even show a demon… it’s an efreet!”

Arthurian Legend@cheshirespurr.comfycozygaming.com · 3w ago

"Verify your age" My first computer was a hand me down HyperDOS system, before we had a Windows machine years later, with Wolfenstein 3D, Lemmings, and Red Baron as the only games pre-installed. And those were the first 3 games I ever played on PC.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: Me: Are you ready to head to your friends’ house. 9yo DM: Who else will be there? Me: Other people. 9yo DM: NOOOO!!! Other people are my nemesis.

I added this a couple months ago to the office artwork and no one has noticed yet.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Healers are a lot more fun to play in AD&D than 5e. Me: Why do you think? 9yo DM: The long rest kind of ruins their whole job. In 5e, healers are just there to bring you back from the brink of death.

I am working on a cartoon strip entitled “Brains” starring these two guys with a handful of guests based on the monsters from the AD&D Monster Manual. The wyrmling has suggested the names Waffles and Illy but he isn’t sold on them. Any suggestions.

You don’t have to be an amazing role player or understand every game mechanic to be valuable to your table…

Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: 🎵The balrog met the wizard at last. And a Gandalf said, “You shall not pass.” The bridge was broken — fate was cruel. The wizard’s last words were “Fly you fools!” 1/2

It seems that many booths at the craft fair have shifted from handmade junk that no one needs to 3d printed junk that no one needs.

Spell of the Week from the Wyrmling. This spell creates a magic floating scimitar that you can control to fight your enemies. And it covers them with stinky nasty swamp water on a hit. Full details on our Patreon.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Why do you think people always say they love zines, but no one will actually buy them? Me: Money, time, awareness… 9yo DM: Its only $3 and it has a lot of cool pictures so it doesn’t take that long to read.

Conversations with the 9yo DM: 9yo DM: Why is there no real difference in DnD between bludgeoning and slashing damage? Me: What do you think? 9yo DM: Easier to play even if it isn’t as realistic. Me: Good answer. Would you change it? 9yo DM: Yep. I think every weapon should be unique.

The wyrmling never stops creating. The feat of the week is Master of the Sea. We would love to have you join our Patreon to get top tier DnD content from the mind of a child creator.

You can find back issues of The Wyrm Den Magazine just by searching for Redwyrmling on DriveThruRPG. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/browse?ke...

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What?!? An in-world DnD magazine from a 9 year old Dungeon Master? Check it out!!

redwyrm@redwyrm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

After months of hard work from the wyrmling and me, we have finally released Volume 3 of our Adventuring Magazine… The Wyrm Den. Coastal Encounters!! You can check it out on our Patreon at the link below. Here is a taste of what this issue contains… www.patreon.com/redwyrm/post...

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. This was Orion. As you can see he loved Mike’s Hard Lemonade, watching LotR, and playing DnD3e.

Theo@theopriestley.net · 2mo ago

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it) I miss you 😭

After months of hard work from the wyrmling and me, we have finally released Volume 3 of our Adventuring Magazine… The Wyrm Den. Coastal Encounters!! You can check it out on our Patreon at the link below. Here is a taste of what this issue contains… www.patreon.com/redwyrm/post...

I came up with Redwyrm to be my nerdcore rapper name. I made my Twitter account to promote the music. Then my kid started playing DnD and he became the wyrmling and things went in a different direction. I do still plan to release the rest of the songs I have partially recorded.

💀 Rue Morgue 💀🗡️❤️‍🔥Gen Con 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@ilananight.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Explain your @ I've had the same username everywhere since I was an edgy 12 year old who wanted their last name to be "night" (and now it's my Brand™️)

They should bring back the old Pizza Hut… dim lights, pac-man game, red plastic cups filled with Pepsi, greasy personal pan pizzas, summer reading rewards…

Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 2mo ago

R.I.P Pizza Hut abc7chicago.com/post/struggl...

What is the point in giving your players potions if they won’t ever use them? This magic item from the wyrmling fixes that problem.

The Beholder wasn't adapted from mythology or fantasy fiction. It was created by a 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 trying to challenge powerful D&D characters who had become very good at surviving everything else. That idea became one of D&D's most feared monsters. 🎥Watch the full deep-dive here: youtu.be/OR0TRnZgbx4

Summer is coming soon, QP a dragon…

Eric Buchert@ericbuchert.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Summer is coming, QP a dragon! 🐲