Renee 𓆏 ⚞•⚟ hardwang
@reeeeeeen.bsky.social
Renee/Reen/Ren/Froggy/whatever you feel like calling me 26 she/her @dan.screaming on tiktok
the poor guy at the smoothie place was so embarrassed ordering the "dirty filthy monkey"
NEW GAY BAR OPENING WALKING DISTANCE FROM MY APARTMENT LETS GOOOOOO
This is my first year working with the big kids (grades 3-6) and I keep forgetting that they can read 🤦♀️
"never trust the muffin man" - my lovely girlfriend in her sleep
I can officially confirm that the children still like shark boy and lava girl in 2026
Steph is gonna let me bleach her hair wish us luck
more adventures of our landlord: he is currently sucking up bees with a vacuum shouting "THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER FUCKING DONE IN MY LIFE!"
Why did my mom randomly remind me about the year I had a crush on Haley from American Idol
guys it's almost pride month (we do pride in September here)
happy first day of school why is my chalk board sticky
"why is there guns?" - the kid I babysit after leaving her unattended with the TV for approximately 7 seconds
my dad has apparently been camping by himself on the beach so guess I'm gonna go check on him today
went a little too hard at karaoke and the bar owner gave me a $10 gift card??? This was not a competition???
Our downstairs neighbors stole a gigantic sign from their college and left it in the hallway
I love my useless degree in Dan and Phil references
I really gotta start being less vague when I put things in my calendar
no one in my family can give me an explanation for either of these photos
can we please have free train Friday become a year-round thing? I've been so spoiled this summer
You know you're in the middle of nowhere when the grocery store has a barn attached
