Would you love me if i was an allergy ridden dog that needed limited diet food only niche pet stores carry
Fuck— [ tripping, Illuso stumbles out ] Ow! Damnit. Stupid windows.
fugo@purplehazedistort.bsky.social · last yr.*at least she didn’t break it? sighhh, he can only watch.*
Well fine! Enjoy your flaming curio cabinet! [ climbing out of the window for some reason ]
fugo@purplehazedistort.bsky.social · last yr.Oh, like I need your interior design advise, Illuso. get out of my house!
I’m gonna be honest I was getting out of a ticket and jumped into the nearest mirror I saw through a window. By the way, you should move this. If the sun hits it wrong, you’ve got a house fire.
fugo@purplehazedistort.bsky.social · last yr.Ok just *sigh. starts pacing while ranting* PLEASE do not hide in my apartment 🧍I don’t know if you’re always aware of like, 🚶➡️ which mirror you jumped in to, 🚶 or if there are portals within your portals landing you from mirror to mirror or what—but you could try to be a little more mindful, I dunno
Yeah i was kinda hiding in the mirrors but now im out
fugo@purplehazedistort.bsky.social · last yr.What the hell
Hopefully. I swear, every outfit is made for stick legged models
Should I stick to shorts then? I’m mostly worried about spillage