We're smoking that shit that made Buddy Holly

They should make a beer that I can have as many as I want for free

trolli Ollie in my balls Mountain Dew flavor

Do you think when the gman puts someone in stasis it's like a frozen in time thing or a "stuck in a mcdonald's in the void" sorta situation

If Luke never met obi wan he would probably wrap the landspeeder around a vaporator after a long night of blue milk

kirking hard or Charlie kirking

Guy who steals someone else's dog pictures to appear more genuine online

brother who cares man

Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social · 2w ago

FYI “spreadsheet people” is gendered for many people in the same way “smoothgroins” or “bloodless quants” are - it’s a term that evokes a certain neutered sexlessness. Obviously this is contextual, it’s not inherently gendered, but in the Bluesky discourse those are the term’s gender connotations

What if he was called Joeker Biden

flock this ALPR that I just don't like having cameras literally fucking everywhere man "W-well if you have nothing to hide why worry" can I follow you around with a whole film crew worth of cameras for your entire life? Would you like that? What's good for the goose is good for the gander!

Why the web zone suck that bad did the bo-bot delete everything when you told it to make the website more efficient

oh joy they returned. Wonder if they will spend their day making another 20 "YOU LOOKED, I'M DEFINITELY NOT MAD YOU ARE ACTUALLY" lists

Reft@reft01.bsky.social · 4w ago

did that one chud that kept calling everyone luddites finally get banned

There is no such thing as a "loneliness epidemic" it is just that men by and large have fundamentally forgotten how to behave and what's expected in a relationship. Surely it cannot be that hard to be normal around women, if I can do it anyone can take a shower and go outside holy fuck

WIRED@wired.com · 3w ago

Joi AI hired 10 people to masturbate using AI companions as part of a monthlong “wellness” study. The company claims the practice could help “solve male loneliness.” www.wired.com/story/these-...

They should make a beer you can eat

*genie spawn sinfront of me* you get 3 wishes (So on and So Forth). "3 wishes? Hrmmm... A Bitchin' Motorcylce, a billion beers, and a leather jacket with a sick ass tiger on the Back." genie: fuck yeah that's cool as hell I don't normally do this but you get a fourth wish today "Turn me into soup"

Is this what British people are talking about when they say "the chewb"

did that one chud that kept calling everyone luddites finally get banned

@gloriapazmino.bsky.social wtf is your problem genuinely

CNN@cnn.com · 4w ago

Twenty-five years after the mayor of New York City became the champion of America's grief and resilience at the time of the 9/11 attacks, families of those killed are split on whether the current mayor should attend the annual remembrance. https://cnn.it/4zkKYdc

This will be what radicalizes me

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4w ago

if you're an awards-giving organization and you provide recognition graphics as a jpeg instead of as a png with a transparent background you are lower than a dog, to me