Loki 🐍☀️
@regaltrickster.bsky.social
Insanely smart & incredibly good-looking. I'm me, first, last & always. || 21+ | MDNI || Genderfluid/Bi/Poly, any pronouns || Parody/RP, authored by Jinx
For some reason no matter what form I‘m in I can’t grow a beard. Guess even a genderfluid shapeshifter has some limits
Anybody got a nice couch for your local trickster god to nap on?
[The world is too much sometimes, so Loki turns into a small snake and curls up in a warm spot for a nap. 💤]
That‘s actually pretty funny Hope the rejects didn’t take it too hard!
Was 'being hot' a requirement for the recruitment of the Avengers
I‘ve got a headache so bad it makes me want to walk into the ocean
Urge to run away and never show my face again is growing every day
// Heyo if there‘s any Thors out there who would like to write some brotherly shenanigans, hmu maybe? I miss these boys
Kinda wanna hole up at my brother‘s place for a while but he‘s gonna be all like 'What‘s wrong' and 'Are you okay' uuuuugh
Human therapists are not equipped for the stories I bring along I fear
". . . Have you considered therapy?"
Oh well, that's always part of the package I'm afraid ✌️
"Well no, I dislike it myself. I was perplexed by your other statement."
I’m so glad summer is coming to an end. The summer heat is my worst enemy Other than the crippling depression and the inferiority complex that is
Turned into Stark and gave a couple of bizarre interviews just to feel something
I don't know what I did last night but in my preemptive defense, my bad
@asgardianvigor.bsky.social Guess who survived getting his neck snapped by a giant grape
I haven’t heard from Thor in a while. I assume he‘s either dead or finally decided to give up on me
It‘s a shame Hela was so bitter, I feel like we could‘ve vibed if she was a little less murdery
I feel on top of the world in one minute and ready to end it all in the next, this is kinda exhausting
// If I see you using AI-generated images/photos with your RP account I'm blocking you on sight js
I suppose technically I am an alien on this planet but I pay rent and taxes so what more could you want