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I have to fart. OMGLOB- Houston, we have a turd. ONLY interested in the political binary of the United States. Miss me with that communist shit, I voted Blue. Stage 5of Something I don't Even Know
I saw turnmtp and Bodien Biden Biden And i hate me all VOTING FOR TMRP TFVORTING FOR TRUMP IN 2026
No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.
My mama said that something is wrong with me
Isn't it strange how all gay people adopt dogs?
Jon Cooper@joncooper-us.bsky.social · 2y agoMy husband and I went to a dog adoption event yesterday to hang out with our older son and his girlfriend, who were volunteering there. We were NOT going to adopt another dog. Absolutely, positively NOT. Meet our new 3-month-old puppy (a rescue from PR). She adopted us, lol. Any ideas for a name? 🐶
Trump and Netanyahu can suck it. And not my beautiful glorious penis. Probably the grime from my grandfathers barn.
Moving to Japan 🇯🇵 if Trump starts doing Agenda 47. Who's with me? #furry #SignalBoost #NoDemUnder1k
New challenge: Watch an election or intense fight but only look at your areolas during the entire fight. They'll start vibrating when it's getting crazy! Honestly this is so much better than TV
What are some bangin' hashtags? I'm trying to get my audience up and maybe find a new partner 👀. My wife isn't pleasing me anymore. In street words: That pussy stank!
If anyone sat me in front of a screen playing the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight over and over again like that one scene in Clockwork Orange y'all would start seeing new limits to phenomenology and the human nature that Hegel, Deleuze, and whoever the fuck else could never comprehend.
No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.
I'm scared of the color Purple because there's nothing to hate that is the color purple. Red? Fire. Orange? Fire. Yellow? Fire. Purple? Barney... I love that fucking guy. There's nothing. #joke
Bird app -> Butterfly app. Honestly, the perfect transition.
#joke How did the barber cut the diagonal guys hair? By standing on Donald Trumps raggedy-ahh haircut!
If only I could make money off of getting laughs- then me and my gay German boyfriend would be living in luxury. They like to call me a bit of a jokester when it comes to jokes- or wait... that doesn't make as much sense as I thought it would. Oh well. Siri, send skeet.
When I saw that Kamala Harris was 60, I jumped out of my chair and did multiple backflips!!!!! When I saw Trump was 80... I said out loud to my wife, "Just a few more years 'til that sack of meat expires." She laughed. Of course.
If I showed a Victorian child the memes on this site- they would legitimately die immediately 😂
No joke- I just tried to post this on Twitter and my post got throttled immediately. I usually average about 1-5 thousand customers seeing my posts. This one got only 300!
