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Episode 46
Episode 46 comes with a guest who knows a lot about Xenogears which is the reason why he presents the 1998 role-playing video game d...
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We, your children, have decided to adopt the Scrum framework to handle your change requests.
Submitted to McSweeney's Internet Tendency on June 24, 2026 - Rejected _____________________________________________ Dear Mum an...
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Fahrlehrer heute anscheinend so: "Immer BEIDE Hände ans Handy!"
You’ve heard of fancy filmmakers being called “auteurs”. You’ve heard of knowledgeable people being called “connaisseurs”. Listen: Suited up Bowser smoking a fat cigar, wearing a monocle? ... Bowseur
I'm getting strong Kowloon Walled City vibes from my children's bedrooms, not just from their appearance and general disarray, but also from the surprising amount of blackmailing and backstabbing going on. #kowloon #kwc #cityofdarkness #twilightofthewarriors #walledin #jiulongchengzhai
“Hey, guys, we’re racist now. Are the beers on Saturday still on?” #writing saugassel.blogspot.com/2025/05/so-i...
So I guess I’ll just fucking embrace it?
Submitted to McSweeney's Internet Tendency on May 3, 2025 - Rejected _____________________________________________ A remarkable exch...
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saugassel.blogspot.com/2024/12/welc... Welcome to Rancorp! #writing #office #funfunfun
Welcome to RanCorp. Here is what you need to do in order to get started.
Submitted to McSweeney's Internet Tendency on October 22, 2024 - Rejected _____________________________________________ Welcome to Ran...
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3.030.525!
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Suicide by things whose supposed lethality is used by parents to prevent their children from doing them
Submitted to McSweeney's Internet Tendency on June 26, 2024 - Rejected _____________________________________________ H ere at the Nation...
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You'd be surprised how much cannot be done in 5 minutes! #writing
Isn't it a bit pretentious for people to write things and then expect others to read them? #writing
THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD - A critical reading of William Butler Yeats’ famous poem updated with contemporary commentary. #writing #bodyshaming #trinityofsnacks
THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD - A critical reading of William Butler Yeats’ famous poem updated with cont...
Submitted to McSweeney's Internet Tendency on October 26, 2023 - Rejected (This was 3 months before this brilliant piece appeared there s...
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I recently discovered that Center Shock chewing gum does not actually have a shocking but a rather sweet center. The shocking stuff covers the gum but if you wait until you start chewing it dissolves and all you're left with is a sweet center. They should rename the product to "Center Letdown".
The Worst Flavor in Existence According to an Officially Certified Taste Expert Who is also a Nine-Year-Old Child #writing #OfficiallyRejectedByMcSweeney's
The Worst Flavor in Existence According to an Officially Certified Taste Expert Who is also a Nine-Y...
Submitted to McSweeney's Internet Tendency on September 13, 2023 - Rejected Today I once again managed to ruin breakfast for everyone. ...
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I had an ultrasound done and afterwards the doc condescendingly threw some paper wipes on the wet patch on my stomach. Dollar bills would have felt more appropriate. #writing
so there is this show called Friends but they don't seem to know anything about me #writing #television
