🏳️⚧️ Gigantic Angry Wife 🇵🇷
@relaxedpizza.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW 29•she/her•🐱🐔 Bianca • Bi Dyke Dog Woman and Smelly Wife ⚢ 🏳️⚧️ Taken poly lesbian 💍 @seraphbeams.bsky.social 💜 🦴 @aprilsocks.bsky.social 🩷 Love to cook, talk music and attempt art [PDX, OR 🌲]
happy jacket potato and Red Bull Sunday mine doesn't have a fork because I'm not allowed to eat at the table
I haven't had a Tesco Meal Deal yet but I have eaten a lot of Greggs
if I were cis I know my strap would be big
housekeeping came while we were at the shop and we didn't realize so we hadn't hidden the lube or douche or whip or nudes or collars but they did put the stuffed animals on the bed cutely
forgot to say I also I got Spoons with a cider for lunch
🏳️⚧️ Gigantic Angry Wife 🇵🇷@relaxedpizza.bsky.social · 3d agoin my ongoing series of incredibly British breakfasts I'm now having crumpets & tea
everybody STOP using your gonks IMMEDIATELY
girls who have trouble finishing because of e & antidepressants versus My Mouth
redefining gender norms: the girl with the bigger dick is the bottom
𓅃𓅱𓅲𓃭𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓋴𓏏𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓃭𓅱𓆯𓅂 𓅓𓅂 𓇋𓆑 𓇋 𓅃𓅂𓂋𓅂 𓄿 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓅓
really funny that the flat I'm at has Bible verses printed in the renter's booklet considering violent, pervert, transbian sex has been happening on average every 11 hours since we got here
in my ongoing series of incredibly British breakfasts I'm now having crumpets & tea
the Americans in my life staging an intervention on account of how British I'm becoming
they're revoking my pervert card on account that I am normal now and like normal things
just took my meds with stew broth #StewMaxxing
making her a rum & coke (I take a sip of both and spit it into her mouth)
chat what do you think of my roly poly based Pokémon for the rom hack
thinking a lot about the drunk Scouse man who saw me outside my flat once then defended my honor against the Tesco security guard like we were lifelong mates
I've been told my breakfast is what a dog would make if it could cook
fucked up that we don't have bourbon creams in the states
sex is like a roller coaster I'm scared of roller coasters
the real bizarre thing about the UK is that everyone here is British I thought it was like an infection or something; but apparently it's hereditary???
using socials in the UK is weird because I don't have access to bsky DMs without age verification and I've been completely locked out of other apps
