being in your 30s is like your 20s but on New Game+ mode

remember when ppl complained about 13-episode seasons. we really had it good back then

now i’m 32, i think they really should have 30+ clubs

i’ve been stopped arguing with ppl. i just do silent cutoffs. we ain’t speak in awhile it’s probably cause of that.

“you’re a straight man you’re a huge Beyonce fan?” well yea. didn’t know it was “gay” to had women as your music idols

the next Marvel movies are Doomsday, Beyond the Spider-Verse and Secret Wars. that is a fucking insane 3-peat

#nowwatching Never seen this movie “Problem Child” before but it’s been on my timeline lately so now i HAVE to watch

35 is honestly the right age to accept being called unc/auntie

i’m the type of friend that always has hand sanitizer because places be NASTY

Happy new Ariana Grande album and Spider-man weekend to those who celebrate both

if you’re gonna be damn near $20 for food at the movie theatres, at least go to Chilis and buy a triple dipper and take it with you

I think people forget that shutting the fuck up is also an option. And I highly recommend that option for most people.

pizza & wings is really the greatest combo ever. idk who thought of pairing them together but shoutout to that person

i love going to the movies solo. why would i need to wait on somebody to go see a movie??? that’s just weird

Nolan Wells dies and the media doesn’t wanna cover it. white girl Gabby Petito goes missing and she’s on every single news station possible.

whenever i go to a fast food restaurant i ALWAYS use the app. best believe imma collect them POINTS ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

i stopped being cool with ppl who can’t reach out. i hate one-sided friendships

i asked for a cinnamon roll from Einstein Bros and this is what they gave me🙄🙄😒

I got two gray hairs that refused to disappear no matter how many times I pluck them out. I guess this is what your 30s is like😭😭😭

it’s so frustrating when one of your favorite restaurants is closed on Sundays. like yall ain’t Chick Fil A??!! open the doors and rev up those fryers 😩😭😭

they need to bring back Are You The One. that was one of the best and most entertaining dating reality shows ever

the music world is so interesting. Ella Langley currently has the #1 song in the country for 14 weeks and counting. and yet soooo many never heard the song once by accident or on purpose. you can have BIGGEST song in the country and ppl will still have no idea who you are. it shouldn’t be like that

i can’t stand when someone random you haven’t seen in years comes and starts a conversation with you. unless you’re trying to re-form a friendship, reconnecting for 2-3 minutes is a waste of my time.

The Drake curse is real. Argentina is losing today

congrats to Spain ahead of time on their World Cup win. how do i know they’ll win? Drake put money on Argentina #WorldCup

all music from the 70s probably wouldn’t exist without cocaine

go time. #TheOdyssey

if there’s a movie that i REALLY wanna see, i’ll watch it on opening Thursday night. i wanna see the movie with the DIEHARDS

one of the things i love about The Odyssey basically being a 3-hour movie is, I get to justify buying all the movie food