Ryan ✨
@reluctantlyryan.bsky.social
🇨🇦🌈 | politics & pop culture enthusiast with a focus on movies, television & theatre | mostly just here for thirst traps and yes I’m still doing the alt thing… just ask. http://www.instagram.com/reluctantlyryan/ 📍Toronto
Begging a guy on Grindr to be something other than “horny”. Babes, we’re gay - horny is an underlying condition.
I swear some of you chase twinks like they’re your personal Portrait of Dorian Gray. They’re not gonna fix your hairline or those wrinkles babes.
I have a hot take about J*smine Cr*ckett but I’m too nervous to tweet it
Kinda crazy to nearly every station (cable or non) is refusing to carry Trump’s speech live.
Sorry America for the smoke, but considering your president let’s call it even.
All due respect we gotta find a place to start cutting off death notifications or we’re gonna be getting announcements of the fifth place American idol contestant from season seven.
I can tell the moment a guy wants to hang out less and it usually coincides with the moment he’s realized I’m not interested in having sex with him.
The whole McConnell thing just feels like a dry run for when Trump finally dies.
Has anyone talked about how Lily Tomlin and Martin Sheen were on The West Wing and Sam Waterston and Jane Fonda were on The Newsroom and then all four of them were in Grace and Frankie?
A peek behind the curtain of who I really am… I just sobbed my way through the Kennedy Center Honors for Sesame Street. I mean those guys RAISED me.
Puppet Sings 'Lalalalala'
ALT: Puppet Sings 'Lalalalala'
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I’m genuinely ready for what’s next. Sick of where I’m at.
Sometimes it’s alright to hate everyone and everything.
In honour of the Madonna release here’s me in 2008 at the Madonna concert in Vancouver.
Anyways I’m still recovering from Pride Weekend so find me here all day.
Every so often my 9 year old niece messages me grievances about her 20 year old brother.
Yes Amazon is the fucking worst guy I wanted to get wrist cuffs for an outfit tonight and got the idea on Friday and they arrived last night so once in a while you have to support the devil.