It’s not just Talarico beating Paxton. It’s Abbott losing. It’s Dan Patrick losing. It’s Mayes Middleton losing. It’s Bo French losing. It’s every single statewide race in Texas—including four (of the nine) seats on the Texas Supreme Court. Holy. Shit.

Watching the WNBA Game 6 during the middle of a work day feels so fucking weird.

Voting early is such a tease. I wannnnnnna know NOW if my vote will do some good trouble in Texas.

This Saturday time slot is causing me a sports identity crisis, but we are rolling with the WNBA finals instead of the UGA v Auburn game. Everyone watches women’s sports!

Woke up and decided my ears needed Panic’s “Bombs and Butterflies.” 💣🦋

I really wish for an alternative to College GamrDay. I hate that stupid fuck McHoweverYouSpellIt so much, but I also need to know what is going on in college football.

Time to dust off all my UGA gear and go flit about Austin with a gleam in my eye and looking for a Horns fan.

Nothing better than being told by a 31 year old baddie that “you don’t give 45.” 💅🏼

Even with two extra days stacked onto Dicks vacation, it will still be the cheapest (by a country mile) Phish trip of the calendar year for me. 🌴🔮🗽🍆

Will Jarrod be in a tiny chair a là Willie’s Picnic? #bmfs

I miss my social butterfly friend, @dianna2ns.bsky.social I don’t wanna go make small talk before Dance Church. 😭💃🏻 Let’s get to the all dance no talk part.💃🏻

An opinion I hold that I refuse to back down off of no matter how many people tell me I’m ridiculous - blow up pools are lame and unnecessary for adults. And people try to give me blow up pools ALL the time. 😂

Committed to Willie’s Picnic on Saturday. Only Billy could get me out in that heat and drugging my dawg for the fireworks on the 4th.

The HBO docuseries on the US Men’s team has caught me up on the players’ stories. I don’t feel like a total noob fan. Pretty sure I am in love with the coach.

I packed more clothing for this Vegas trip than I did for an entire week in Mexico. I really should reevaluate.

I forgot how intense Grey’s Anatomy early season finales can be. And I know who lives drama filled lives for many seasons.

Is Royal wearing his pearls tonight? 😍

That MMJ Filmore on sale for just a Saturday night was a blood bath. 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Yay!!! Billy is back. 💃🏻🪩💃🏻

Might have made a drunk decision last night to do Billy and MMJ in Oakland on the first weekend of October. 💃🏻

I get to see Lola Young tonight. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Watched The Dinosaurs on Netflix last night while extremely stoned. Existential questions are still looming in my brain this morning. 🤯🤯🤯

I’m gonna read my queer hockey romance series while the Gold medal game plays in the background. And imagine how badass the Canada team would be in the Olympics if my series was real. IYKYK #hollander #rozanov

The way I squealed with glee in the voice memo when I drunkenly realized Billy was coming on for Set 2.

Just entering the #bmfs chat. What did I miss?

I really should go be social tonight, but the Billy stream is kinda calling my name.

I bet I could hit one - maybe two - thrift stores in ATX and recreate Royal’s whole look.

Today I learned you can hide someone on Slack. Praise the baby Jesus!

Reasons I wished I had a partner: 1. Back piece tattoo care 2. Putting an icy hot patch in the middle of my shoulder blades 3. Change light bulbs That’s it. That’s the list.

Do I make it my responsibility to humiliate someone out of the group chat? 🤔