physical media is great when u have a bunch of spare unwrapped minidv tapes and bad when a camcorder costs 100 bucks and a three cable setup to digitize the footage costs 200 more

over 200 on the scale oof

the first time i got strapped was on my honeymoon and hed bought a vixskin mustang it did not go well

never more sure that my voice is on point than when im screaming into a pillow

show the landlubber my strap collection , carnally ❌️ giv'er me timbers ⭕️

found in a lookbook titled "from tree op to host op"

malding from drastically reduced scrunchie elasticity (fraction alopecia)

its not 'puking before leaving the house' sweaty its called a cortisol cleanse getting the fluids and calories out so i can fit more jade eggs in my pussy im up to seven

the tmnt logo generator is a tool for the discerning sexter

i can see so many bodegas from up here

sleeping bag for sizegirls and its a giant denim pocket

if anybody needs me im gonna be at the slot machine of no return

"itll be good to be back at work" is a stray thought that indicates the fox is in need of maintenance and should not be operated prior to inspection

chicago i am outside you

remei "violence is a third date kind of thing" bloodletter

im famously very stabbable and ive actually made a point of showing just how stabbable i am to other women who have gone on to get really into stabbing

Fun Fact i am medically heat intolerant and There Is No Air Conditioning On This Plane

its time for the shrimpulator 🎷🦐

✨️Angel Facts✨️@angelic.style · 22h ago

its time for the shrimpulator its time for the shrimpulator its time for the shrimpulator

god im so glad i get to preboard this flight is full and its a mess with all the luggage people standing in the aisle from cockpit to tail

NOT TSA FLAGGING AND HAND INSPECTING MY ORANGE DILATOR LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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welcome to jackass weve replaced steve-os washer fluid with methyl blue piss now lets watch him start his car

vacation bible school of the americas

and if you don't want to buy porn but still would like to help me out; v: @dilly-darling c: $DilettaS

soul of a poster

Talkin' Baseball@talkinbaseballbot.bsky.social · 2d ago

RT @JomboyMedia: Astros outfielder Taylor Trammell touched every base before realizing he did not hit a home run

THE AGE OF BRONZE IS OVER THE RETVRN TO COPPER HAS COME

yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · yesterday

this isnt a comment on the work as a whole but if i had written the line "our age of bronze is collapsing" and it was viewed by millions of people id probably seek death

twinks at whataburger is my new favorite VN and this guy is clearly a The Substance body for lenny wosniak in a closet somewhere

she bends over and in a moment of divine horror and elation i gaze upon the tramp stamp which reads ~☆{ NO GLUP}☆~ ~☆{ALL SHITTO }☆~

fucking the trenchfootussy for more trench foot

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