Renée
@reneeshaw.bsky.social
#1 LinkedIn hater sit-down comedian https://lnk.bio/reneestuff
due to being a homeschooled jungle freak with poor social skills, I've decided to be on more podcasts this year
my downstairs neighbour has the same doormat as me. they'll never know we have the same doormat because they have no reason to come upstairs. it's a heavy burden of knowledge on me 😔
I can't cite my sources but .... the Venn diagram of LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" and people who clap when the plane lands is a perfect circle.
Did you know, VCs and SF founders actually run colder than other subsets of humans? That's why they need Northface / Patagonia vests. If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.
my upstairs neighbours - *strapping bricks to their shoes* "okay lets walk around for 35 minutes"
you asked and i *didn't* listen! trailer for "weird ways we've gotten work" coming tomorrow with Cultaholics Adam Pacitti
one day i woke up and realised i didn't need to be following a bunch of people who post evals and research papers and shit i don't find interesting or accessible. Following them wouldn't make me seem smarter. I wasn't going to be singled out as "such a smart human with discerning taste in follows".
"what's your 2025 goal?" "600 subs" "oh... newsletter growth is tricky but worth it" "newsletter?"
there's something inside me that tell me to watch Spaced at least once a year.
"He’s misinterpreting my criticism as playful flirting. We’re like two different frequencies and radio stations. One of us, cracking ciphers. The other of us pirate radio." www.whatanewsletter.com/p/we-accept-...
we accept the freak we think we deserve
or "that time I met an occultists grandson?"
whatanewsletter.com
One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.
Remember that time I didn’t go outside? One day, one week, one month. A year It started with the paths. The footpaths. www.whatanewsletter.com/p/they-call-...
'kubernetes' sounds like a surrealist director from the late 60s
hi i was cutting tomatoes and my thumb got hurt and as i was bleeding out and getting it all over my falafel wrap I realised this is the reason I need you to move in with me thanks
one of my favourite little games is to wear a MongoDB shirt to the climbing gym and when someone invariably asks me something about databases or MySQL whatever nerd crap I just say "what's a database"
me: "getting an error? everyone should clear their cache!" the little goblin in my head: "not you though" me: "not me though" 😏