no I am going to beat them up and then throw them as far as I can and cause them to crash into a dumpster and make it explode with fire.gif

Dragon leaving their kobold in a hot car cause the casino doesn't allow you to bring kobolds

Beat song by the Beatles was easily "it's ok to leave your kobold in a hot car"

God's sloppiest saddest fat chud kobold wearing skimpy clothing (He was forced to eat concrete since he was 40)

My big fat dumb chud kobold who's an actual chud (cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller)

"We attempted to negotiate. But Galactus, he asked a price too high." "What did he ask?" "kobold pawjob with no YouTube"

Dragon realizing the kobold he sold to fund his gambling is now the dealer at the blackjack table he uses

Handsome and affectionate kobold named Peepee Cumlord the Third

Who else dips their kobold in their frosty before eating it 😳🫣

got my kobold microchipped so if he runs away I can just press a button and he'll explode (inflation way ofc)

Me and my favorite kobold who's the sweetest thing ever and couldn't hurt a fly

Summer Creature Feature... Featuring the Creature!@reptiliansorcery.bsky.social · 3y ago

Drawover

Kobold goes on an epic adventure! (Breaking into your house and stealing your copper wires)

My non verbal autistic kobold trying to warm my wife I have a loaded wand of fireball under the table

Dropping my kobold out an airplane after hearing it's airborne August (I know it's about inflation, I just wanted an excuse to teach my kobold to skydive)

Kobold breaking down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his butt cannot be disarmed

4k footage of kobold doing a perfect backflip in front of dragon

I need to make a dragon OC and a kobold OC they can abuse (affectionately)

Accidentally dropping my kobold in McDonald's sprite and he starts melting

Ugly fuck ass kobold shown next to his pile of wealth (1 gold coin)

Dragon: "Geez I wish someone could get me beer so I didn't have to leave my chair" The humble kobold:

Sending my stupid chud malewife kobold (40 years old) on a playdate with his kobold friend (42 years old and wanted for murder) where they eat moss, lick rocks, and fuck each other

Rest in peace, my kobold, he got hit by a bazooka Kaboom, kablow, kaboom

stupid fucking kobold makes a whole deck of banned cards and gets kicked the fuck out of the tournament

Raz slimes kobold again and turns him into a brisket

When I gotta hard permavore my kobold cause he called Dr pepper mid (Even people who hate hard and/or permavore will fully support and encourage this, glory to dr pepper)

Heartbreaking footage of an innocent kobold getting jumped by merchant's guild mercs for selling handmade cursed artifacts on their turf Would you purchase these 100% handmade cursed artifacts by this trustworthy kobold?

"Omg a kobold is drowning! Someone save him!" The humble cozy plump puffy skull headed pooltoy (who isn't gonna do anything):

SLUDGE EATER@hugebazongasman.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It’s truly a pooltoy summer

What kind of awesome is this? It's a friendly fat kobold named Bandit What kind of awesome is this? It's a dumb little moss eating kobold named Backshots What kind of awesome is this? It's a beautiful little kobold named Unregistered Firearm

Kobold goes 40 in a school zone