THIS STUDY ESTIMATES THE PERCENTAGE OF WORKING AGE AMERICAN ADULTS CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM LONG COVID (FOR WHICH THERE ARE NO APPROVED TREATMENTS, CERTAINLY NO CURE, AND POOR PROSPECTS) AT *39%*.

Denis - The COVID Info Guy@thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social · 2d ago

A study of 13,880 working-age U.S. adults found those with Long COVID reported lower life satisfaction, happiness and hopefulness. The gap widened as symptoms increased. Long COVID was also more common in women, affecting 43.2% compared with 34.4% of men. #LongCOVID

WHICH PARTY WAS THAT AGAIN? BECAUSE TEAM BIDEN CROWBARRED OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND FALSELY DECLARED THE PANDEMIC OVER ON 60 MINUTES, ALL TO PROP UP COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE AND APPEASE AIRLINES.

Truthdig@truthdig.com · 13h ago

"At a moment when Americans were as frightened as they’d ever been in their lives, one party told them very plainly that, if the choice was you staying alive or a little inconvenience, to be perfectly honest you might as well die." @mobute.bsky.social

JUST DALEK SPITBALLING HERE, BUT: HUMANS COULD TRY WATCHING/READING *LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE* FOR A CHANGE RATHER THAN EATING THE WARMED OVER WIZARD SCHOOL SLOP FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME. MAYBE EVEN SOMETHING WITH GREATER NARRATIVE OR LITERARY VALUE. LIKE THE BACK OF A CEREAL BOX. OR JUNK MAIL!

Sean T. Collins@seantcollins.com · yesterday

The push for Harry Potter the TV show is going to be completely enormous—they're debuting it on fucking Christmas—and it is the responsibility of TV critics to contextualize this as rewarding the world's most transphobic billionaire (which is saying something) in everything we write about it.

IRONICALLY, THE INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS (TO THIS DALEK) EFFECTS OF WIDESPREAD BRAIN DAMAGE FROM REPEATED INFECTIONS WITH THE AIRBORNE BAT PLAGUE SEEM TO BE INVISIBLE TO... THE MANY VICTIMS OF REPEATED INFECTION BY THE AIRBORNE BAT PLAGUE. LIKELY BECAUSE OF SAID BRAIN DAMAGE. OOPSIE!

Conor Browne@brownecfm.bsky.social · 4d ago

There is a reason why many people you know seem different now. Not quite who they were before. www.psypost.org/brain-scans-...

MADISON DALEK HERE: SO FAR AS I CAN TELL, HONG LOST BECAUSE SHE BOUGHT INTO THE POLLING AND THOUGHT SHE HAD IT IN THE BAG, SO SHE FAILED TO FOCUS ON THE ACTUAL PRIMARY AND RUN UP HER VOTE IN THE SUBVERSIVE URBAN ENCLAVES ENOUGH TO OFFSET EVERS' EFFECT ON THE NORMIES ELSEWHERE.

AH, THIS DALEK REMEMBERS WHEN FRANCESCA HONG WAS JUST RUNNING AROUND UNDERMINING MADISON'S ALREADY TATTERED AND INEFFECTUAL COVID PUBLIC HEALTH MEASURES BY AGGRESSIVELY CHAMPIONING REOPENED RESTAURANTS (WONDER WHY?) AND POSTING SELFIES WITH HER CHIEF OF STAFF WHO FLOUTED LOCAL MASK MANDATES.

Bobby Brady: They Grow Up So Fast

ALT: Bobby Brady: They Grow Up So Fast

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UNFRIENDLY DALEK OBSERVATION: SINCE WAY YOU HUMANS DETECT FOODBORNE DISEASE OUTBREAKS IS VIA REPORTS OF RESULTING ILLNESS, IF THE ENTIRE POPULATION'S IMMUNE SYSTEM HAS BEEN RAVAGED BY REPEATED INFECTIONS OF AN UNRELATED IMMUNOCOMPROMISING DISEASE, YOU'RE GOING TO NOTICE A LOT MORE CONTAMINATED FOOD.

@kjaycee.bsky.social THE ANNUAL HIGH HOLIDAY SEASON APPROACHES! #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN IS LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY! QUICKLY, SUMMON THE RULES COMMITTEE!

A Daring Plan Teal'C

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SO THE 'INDEPENDENT POLICE MONITOR' THAT BLUESKY LOVES AND MADISON UNFORTUNATELY LAVISHES MONEY ON TODAY GOT INTO A SCUFFLE WITH MPD COPS (WHICH THE MONITOR CLEARLY STARTED, CAUGHT ON VIDEO) AND NOW SHE'S THREATENING TO 'BURN THIS CITY DOWN'. DELIGHTFUL! www.channel3000.com/news/indepen...

Independent Police Monitor: 'I will burn this city down'

MADISON, Wis. — Footage posted to Facebook shows the city’s independent police monitor Aeiramique Glass saying she, "will burn this city down." The footage was posted by Office of the

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LOTS OF BLUESKY HUMANS ARE GOING TO BE UPSET WITH FRAMING HERE THAT IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL THE DIARRHEA LETTUCE OUTBREAK IS NOW FATAL, BECAUSE IT'S KILLING OFF THE 'WEAK'. BUT MOST OF THOSE SAME BLUESKY HUMANS LONG AGO ADOPTED THE *EXACT SAME FRAME* OVER COVID SO THEY COULD STOP MASKING IN PUBLIC.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · last wk.

Breaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.

MORE AMERICANS DIED FROM COVID THAN WERE KILLED IN EVERY WAR WE'VE EVER HAD *PERIOD* GOING BY EXCESS DEATH DATA. ALSO INCLUDES EVERY 'POLICE ACTION', ANTI-PIRATE STUFF AND CASUALTIES OF THE TRAITOR LEGIONS IN OUR CIVIL WAR! COMBAT, NON-COMBAT, YOU NAME IT, THAT IS ONE EFFICIENT AIRBORNE BAT PLAGUE!

T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦@tryangregory.bsky.social · last wk.

More Americans died as a result of COVID than were killed in combat in every one of their wars since 1775 combined.

@kjaycee.bsky.social THE RAT ARMY FACES AN IMMINENT CRISIS IT SEEMS!

Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 2w ago

FACT CHECK: TRUE ✅

IN A *FUNCTIONAL* SPECIES, FAUCI'S CAREER WOULD HAVE ENDED OVER HIS REPEATED LIES TO THE PUBLIC EARLY IN COVID ABOUT THE EFFECTIVENESS OF MASKS, DONE EXPLICITLY TO ALLOW THEM TO BE HOARDED FOR HIS PEERS IN THE MEDICAL SECTOR. NOT SURE WHAT THE REST OF THIS CIRCUS IS ABOUT THOUGH, BECAUSE: HUMANS.

ANYONE WHO SAYS ELDER ABUSE IS NEVER FUNNY HAS NOT SPENT THE DAY IN A SAUCER WITH PAPA DAVROS!

Gruntleigh T Ogron@gruntleigh.bsky.social · 2w ago

True! Many times, after he has ordered my extermination for some reason, me have LEAPT on a screaming DAVROS and smothered him in KISSES untill Nyder able to pull me off! 😘 By which time Davros has usually forgotten why he was angry with me in the first place! 😁

ANOTHER CHART FOR YOU ALL TO EAT! BEHOLD THE GLORIES OF DALEK CAPITALISM ON FOOD PRIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEES

John Gramlich@johngramlich.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Buying food to eat at home has gotten 33% more expensive in U.S. cities since the beginning of 2019, according to government figures. In the 7.5 years before that, prices rose 6.4%." (via @apnews.com) apnews.com/article/groc...

SHOUTY ALIEN OVERLORD HERE: AS AMERICANS 'ENJOY' EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SUMMER, WHERE AN UTTERLY RECORD SHATTERING OUTBREAK OF CYCLOSPORA RAVAGES THE COUNTRY WITH NO END IN SIGHT, ARE YOU BEGINNING TO CONNECT DOTS WITH EVERY OTHER RECORD SHATTERING DISEASE OUTBREAK SINCE 2020?

Colin Jost: I'm Gonna Guess No

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TWO PLANES FULL OF HUMANS NEARLY COLLIDED IN BOSTON AFTER AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER GOT 'CONFUSED' AND FORGOT WHAT HE WAS DOING. AT SOME POINT YOUR SPECIES *MIGHT* WANT TO ADDRESS THAT NEARLY-UNIVERSAL-NOW COVID BRAIN FOG! www.cnn.com/2026/07/23/u...

Two planes nearly collided in Boston after a false alarm and a controller forgot who he cleared for takeoff, the NTSB reports | CNN

Two planes ended up on a collision course last month after an erroneous warning light slowed a takeoff and an air traffic controller got confused, according to a preliminary report from the National T...

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@kjaycee.bsky.social PLANNING FOR YOUR INEVITABLE RETURN, EH? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Bw...

Mutant rats becoming a problem in NYC, other major cities

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GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! THERE'S *ANOTHER* OUT OF CONTROL CYCLOSPORA OUTBREAK, ONLY THIS TIME THE FDA HAS NO CLUE (YET) WHAT WAS CONTAMINATED OR WHERE IT CAME FROM. 🎶 PUBLIC HEALTH IS DEAAAAAAD 🎶 apnews.com/article/cycl...

US health officials are investigating a new outbreak of a diarrhea-causing parasite

U.S. health officials are investigating a new outbreak involving the diarrhea-causing parasite cyclospora. The outbreak included 72 people as of Wednesday.

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AS DALEK HAS SAID: PUBLIC HEALTH IS DEAD. IT DIED THE MOMENT YOU CROWBARRED YOUR SCHOOLS AND OFFICES BACK OPEN TO MAKE CONSTANT INFECTION WITH THE AIRBORNE BRAIN-EATING BAT PLAGUE COMPULSORY. WHAT VESTIGES OF PUBLIC HEALTH YOU HAVE LEFT MAY ONLY EXIST... *DEMOLITION MAN VOICE*... AT TACO BELL.

public health guy@publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 3w ago

it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption

DALEK IS CERTAIN SOCIAL MEDIA WHICH CONSISTENTLY BUNGLED ROBINSON SHOOTING (A FATAL POLICE INCIDENT 11 YEARS AGO WHERE ROBINSON ATTACKED MULTIPLE OTHER HUMANS, INCLUDING TRYING TO MURDER A MAN WITH HIS BARE HANDS MOMENTS BEFORE THE SHOOTING) WILL HANDLE THIS LATEST MADISON INCIDENT RESPONSIBLY.

Sir Pentious: I Have My Doubts

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GALAXY-WIDE RECOGNIZED EXPERT IN DALEK CAPITALISM HERE: EARTH ECONOMICS IS NOT, AND LIKELY NEVER WILL BE, A SCIENCE BECAUSE THE SAME HUMANS WHO CLAIM TO STUDY IT FOR EMPIRICAL TRUTH LITERALLY INVENT THE NUMBERS AND DATA THEY THEMSELVES STUDY. IT'S RECURSIVE FAN-FICTION FOR HATERS OF THESAURUSES.

WE DID IT YOU GUYS! #DALEKAMERICA #DALEKCAPITALISM

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 4w ago

In America today, the wealthiest 1% is now worth more than the entire American middle class. That never happened before.

@kjaycee.bsky.social SAUCER STAFF DISCOVERED THEY HAD PURCHASED A HORROR MOVIE *A YEAR AGO* FROM THE RIFFING HUMANS AND LOST TRACK OF IT, THUS WE ARE WATCHING 'PARTY LINE' AND... IMAGINE A 'PSYCHO' SEQUEL CROSSED WITH GAME-OF-THRONES INCEST LOONIES AND YOU'RE NOT FAR OFF www.rifftrax.com/party-line

Party Line

Welcome to the Party Line, where hot singles are ready to live out their wildest fantasies. Things like not hitting a single red light on your commute to work, or two bags of Funyuns falling out of

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@kjaycee.bsky.social ARE YOU PRE-PARED?! ALSO, IS IT JUST THE DALEK, IS THAT COUNTDOWN SEQUENCE VERY 'WE ARE ALL ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED BY MURDEROUS, INBRED RUSTICS' CODED? #THELASTDRIVEIN

'EITHER THOSE CURTAINS GO OR I... DETONATE THE REALITY BOMB!'

Gruntleigh T Ogron@gruntleigh.bsky.social · last mo.

DAVROS and a squad of Daleks have just invaded another enemy's capital city and swept into their H.Q! People think this is all about conquering planets, but infact it more about Davros just being very NOSEY and wanting to have a poke around other people's houses.

AS HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEMS CONTINUE TO ERODE, AND HUMAN COGNITION CONTINUES TO DECLINE, EVEN WITHOUT THE DECISION TO ABANDON PUBLIC HEALTH, AN OUTSIDE OBSERVER WOULD EXPECT TO SEE WAVE AFTER WAVE OF DISEASE OUTBREAKS. AS IT IS? WELCOME TO THE 'NEW NORMAL'!

Data Report@datareport.bsky.social · last mo.

This is escalating fast. ‘Explosive’ Diarrhea Parasite Sickens Nearly 2,000. Here’s Where Cyclospora Outbreaks Are Hitting Hardest. people.com/explosive-di...

@kjaycee.bsky.social SO WHAT ARE OUR BOOZE PLANS FOR JOE BOB'S SAVAGE SUMMER? DALEK IS THINKING LOCAL BEER AND TIKI. #THELASTDRIVEIN

@kjaycee.bsky.social TODAY! AS A RESPECTABLE PLUTOCRAT CELEBRATING A QUATER MILLENIUM OF OPPRESSING THIS COUNTRY, I AM HOLED UP FROM THE MOB, DEEP IN MY DALEK BUNKER, EATING PATRIOTIC FOODS (ALMOST ALL OF WHICH INVOLVE BEER) AND HAVING A 'DALEXMAS-IN-JULY' SCREENING OF 'DIE HARD 2'.

Die Hard Trending

Alt: THE CHIEF AIRPORT COP FROM 'DIE HARD 2' LOADING A MAGAZINE INTO HIS GUN AND SAYING 'IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS'

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The Mutant Fam@themutantfam.bsky.social · last mo.

THIS JUST IN from @therealjoebob123.bsky.social: “WE'RE STILL HERE WITH IN-YOUR-FACE TRANSGRESSIVE HORROR! JULY 10 JOE BOB'S SAVAGE SUMMER!” #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam