ReRouted By History

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Counterfactuals for the geopolitically curious. What if the script flipped? The GPS of alternate timelines. Because history doesn’t repeat—it remixes. Let’s imagine the tracks that never dropped. open.substack.com/pub/reroutedbyhistory | #bskystorians

“At the center of the intellectual storm stood the most famous scholar in Europe: Desiderius Erasmus. His books traveled farther than armies. His Latin flowed through universities, monasteries, and courts. Printers from Basel to Venice competed to… reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/the-schola...

The Scholar and the Storm: When Charles V Made Erasmus Councillor and the Reformation Took a Different Tact

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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The Emperor's Gambit: Richard The Lionheart Stays In An Iron Cage and Europe Is Lit Aflame Richard I of England is alive, caged, furious. Henry VI, Holy Roman Emperor believes he holds a lever that can bend England. The chess board of Europe waits. reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/the-empero...

The Emperor's Gambit: Richard The Lionheart Stays In An Iron Cage and Europe Is Lit Aflame

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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Sir Winston Churchill reportedly said to an airman he bestowed the Victoria Cross upon for valor: “You must been rather humble and awkward in my presence, but think how humble and awkward that I feel in yours.” Churchill would’ve said the same about the people of Ukraine now 4 years in. Salut them.

Counterfactuals always scribble the rewriting of Richard The Lionheart as: what if we eluded captivity or escaped early—some if he stayed in the Levant? But, we are taking a different view: what if he was never released? 🤔 Emperors, Pontiffs, and, of course, Eleanor—oh my! Stayed tuned tomorrow.

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“Margaret’s envoys increased pressure. Papists invoked Christian unity. Rome’s memory of the 1527 sack remained raw. Genoese captains quietly calculated profit margins: protected convoy versus independent risk. Spanish tercios in Naples stood as silent reminder... open.substack.com/pub/rerouted...

The Real Spanish Princess: Margaret of Austria and the Southern System—When Peace Signed at Cambrai Lit the Mediterranean on Fire

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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“Catherine commands time. Rather than a righteous struggle. She frames. Speaks of trusteeship rather than conquest. Legalism. Cities listen. Princes calculate. The Maid advances toward danger. The war prepares to choose between bloodline and belief... reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/the-queen-...

The Queen and The Maid: Catherine of Valois, Burgundy's Betrayal, Joan of Arc in Jeopardy, and the Second Hundred Years' Cold War

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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“Something decisive has occurred. Italy has demonstrated a talent Empire does not possess: the ability to make conquest expensive without making it glorious. To make it foolish, not imminent. Make it sniveling not strong. The idea Italy be crossed... reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/the-last-i...

The Last Italian: When an Italic King Halted Henry II’s Holy Roman Empire

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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“But the Vikings were changing. Raids had taught them the map. Ransoms had taught them the math. Movement had taught them fatigue. What compounded power was routine: silver that arrived every season without rowing. In 865, a Viking host took Paris… open.substack.com/pub/rerouted...

The Silver That Failed: The Viking Occupation of Paris and the Death of Carolingian Authority

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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Did you know the Vikings occupied the Seine and Paris itself in 865? Charles The Bald ended up buying them off to depart. But what if his silver failed? The Vikings rebuffed him. And there was a Viking Paris? Stay tuned for our rerouted of how it could have happened…

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“Giulio Raimondo Mazzarino, carrying two reputations that rarely coexist: the quiet architect of French ascendancy and the most distrusted man in Italy. Paris knew him as keeping a fragile regency upright. Rome knew him as a problem waiting to be solved reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/the-red-ti...

The Red Tiara: When Mazarin Abandoned France—and Turned Rome into Europe’s Command Center Again

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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Do you know Giulio Raimondo Mazzarino of my native Abruzzo in Italia? How about I francophone it: Cardinal Jules Mazarin. The architect of French foreign and domestic policy after Richelieu. What if he leveraged his wily talents to favor his native land over the ungrateful Bourbons? Stay tuned!

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“Here’s where we see history hinge that reroutes history forever. Sibylla listens.The utter pragmatist, she knew Guy would not effect any sort of rebalancing of the scales. She chooses preservation over spiritual zealotry—or consternating incompetence reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/the-templa...

The Templars’ Reckoning in Jerusalem: Crusade, Conspiracy, a Queen, and What Passed for Peace

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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“Mud swallowed speed. Hooves churned. The riverbanks closed. Drums faltered. From reeds and willow, Bulgar infantry surged forward with hooked spears. They dragged riders down. They stabbed through mail at the armpit and groin. They cut reins and… reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/when-the-b...

When the Bulgars Blocked a Khan’s Conquest: The River That Refused the Horde

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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“Adapted from Giovanni Boccaccio’s Decameron and rerouted for the present, this essay examines how institutions, incentives, and repetition collaborate to elevate a practiced liar into a stabilizing symbol of public faith. Day I, Tale 1. Familiar? 🤔 reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/the-false-...

The False Saint Who Lied So Well the World Had to Believe Him

From Boccaccio’s Decameron to our own age of persuasion, a tale rerouted to reveal hidden truths

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“The pattern is unmistakable now. Seas had sunk a ship. Sex had broken bridges. Steel has ended a faction. Silence has been replaced by consequence. Those who remain around Warwick do so out of habit or fear vs. conviction. The world has withdrawn... reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/the-kingma...

The Kingmaker Cut Loose: How Christmas Eve 1470 Ended Warwick’s Role in the War of the Roses and Secured Edward IV’s Crown

Because history doesn’t repeat itself—it remixes.

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“The warnings reached inland ahead of the wreck’s story, carried by an interpreter whose Japanese was trusted because it never sounded foreign…João Rodrigues. Christmas passed without bells. A hearth burned in Edo. Questions arrived clean + sequential… reroutedbyhistory.substack.com/p/on-the-twe...

On The Twelfth Day...Shōgun’s Cut: A Christmas Story—Storm, Seduction, and the Moment Japan Took Control of the World That Sought It

12 Festive Frontiers: Christmas Counterfactuals Where History Held Its Breath At A Hinge

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