I miss the early Chicago poetry and music era before shit got weird

Love & Basketball is still a shitty movie

I got a squirrel that be trying to kick it with me while I smoke…He be getting a little too close sometimes. We’re both trying to trust each other I guess 😂

Growing up and realizing that Martin was a shitty boyfriend to Gina 😭

The lesson for this part of life is STOP SETTLING FOR LESS THAN YOU DESERVE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Amazon…I really don’t need Alexa to give me an AI overview of the best products before I get a chance to see my options myself 😑 I’m SICK of this AI shit. Let me fucking shop in peace

And if them mfas think for one solitary second that I’ll ever give them the bread pudding recipe, they’ve got another mfn thing coming. You will NEVER recreate my recipe and your dessert menu will suffer for it

Mr. Burns' Muahaha!

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Uma Thurman really acted her ass off in Kill Bill

The job I had is the type to fire you, realize where they fucked up, then hire you back. Bitch, don’t ever in your mfn life call my phone ever the fuck again. Fuck you and that sorry ass excuse for a kitchen you got going on.

Got fired today…welp 🤷🏽‍♀️ Fuck that weak ass, sorry ass, unorganized ass, hot ass, fly infested ass, fuck ass kitchen. I hope everything about that sorry ass place crumbles to the ground then erodes into nothing. Only crying cause I didn’t quit first, you sorry sons of bust down bitches

Steve Harvey Drinking

ALT: Steve Harvey Drinking

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Stop putting your all into a job that will replace you at the drop of a hat

There needs to be a Kill Bill spin off where Copperheads daughter comes back to re avenge her mom after over 20 years of training

Instagram has the ugliest cursive logo now. I’m not feeling it

I had a dream there were some giant waves about to hit Chicago…I would like that to be the dream that doesn’t come true

I miss when they use to put the bloopers at the end of the movies

I don’t even want to be a billionaire, I just want to be able to buy what I want, whenever I want, no matter what the price 🤷🏽‍♀️

Sometimes the THC percentage is not the equivalent to good weed. I had a 31% that gave me a buzz, but this 25% got my head highhhh than a mfnnnn kittteeeee

Man High As A Kite Dancing with Broom

ALT: Man High As A Kite Dancing with Broom

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Every time I talk to my therapist, she is flabbergasted 😂 I pay $45 a session to tell a complete stranger that my life sucks and they agree 💀

A nigga who said he planned to have kids with me, told me, he doesn’t feel the same…MIXED SIGNALS MUCH?!

I thought the meds didn’t work at first until I got off of them and realized I be ready to fight over stupid shit

I hate when I call and they tell me what I can do online, so I hang up and go to the website…that doesn’t fucking work 😑

What is an acceptable amount of children to have?

Okay, so let me get this straight…you’re frowned upon if you don’t want kids. You’re frowned upon if you do want kids. You’re frowned upon if you have kids AND You’re frowned upon if you have too many kids?

My Biggest Driving Flex: I know how to navigate through Lower Wacker without the GPS 😎

Bring LimeWire back

I’m about to get me a damn mp3 player and download every song I possibly can to that bitch. I’m not about to keep paying more and more money just to stream. I’ll go back to my roots idgaf

People out here buying fake Dusse 😭 That emblem is fixed to that glass. I ain’t never in my life seen somebody peel it off like a sticker 🫠

Walking barefoot in the street is crazy work

Our parents are really the ones killing the planet cause why is my Dad obsessed with everything AI? 😑

It’s “MIGHT as well” NOT “MINE as well”