I cannot stress enough how much The Onion’s Real InfoWars has become weekly appointment viewing.

Watched a movie last night. Won't say which one, but if I hated Bears any more, I'd have to move to Green Bay.

With Spain winning its second World Cup, England is now the only 1-time World Cup winner, which is kind of interesting.

I hope they give Homer an Oscar.

You knew he was blowing it at 2 minutes on the dot.

This Norwegian back line has played, uh, a game.

Coach, he touched the ball.

Absolute chimneys.

Between having a goal waved off on a flop, an elbow to the back of the head in the box not getting called and a goal getting scored off getting knocked down by an object out of play, I don't see what Norway would be "irate" about.

Well, at least VAR is like 1/4 today.

Oh, no way.

Yeah. Playing for extra time felt like it was gonna lead to this.

Appreciate the ref exercising discretion there. Don't want to saddle someone with a yellow on incidental contact.

So, that kind of shove is okay?

Oh. Cool.

Got caught flat-footed. That's why you've gotta have that scoring chance on the 2-on-1.

Andreas Schjelderup with a banger, 1-0 Norway ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

SCHJELDERUP!

That was almost casually a gimme.

Hooo boy, that’s a godawful look.

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Swiss, nothing but net.

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Swiss Miss.

djokovic in a fifth-set tiebreak on espn against *squints* nicolas batum

If you're a goaltender, TEND THE GOAL moment

The worst part of this is I know Younghoe is gonna catch strays for this.

Oh.

After 250 years, we have finally improved upon the U-S-A chant.

It is going to happen.

Oh my god. Let's GO.