Tessera

ᅠ { Jason's here, sure. Can't resist a good party, can he? Not that he'll talk to anybody, but... you know. Pool's open, right? } { #BarrysBigSummerBlowout }

Ask Batman.

Have you??? It's. rather easy.

I've tried. Several times.

not put two bullets in each of his eye sockets.

What did /I/ do?

I blame you.

This happens every other weekend, it feels like.

{ Under his breath, } I should've emptied the magazines.

..why did I plural it. Cult. I have one.

You have cults?

My cults already that. kinda.

I don't have a part of it. And you, in a harem... { A shudder. }

but I wanna join.

WHAT WHERE WHO-

Sounds like something someone with a harem would say.

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Good on you. I'm not much of a party person, so... was out drinking and protecting Alfred.

〖 Esme turns to look at him, blinking as he's pulled from his thoughts. 〗 ... uh... engaged. Yeah.

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 3mo ago

{ Jason, with a yawn, practically fell into a nearby chair with a thump. Hands moving over his helmet in what appeared to be anger. } ... Heyyy. You're the uh, one who got married to Bruce, right?

Munching on a mini tart. He looks deep in thought.

Oh. Good. { Without much caring to even hesitate, Jason lifts the gun, barrel towards Max. One shot to the left shoulder, other shot to the right shoulder. Jason dashes forward afterward-- gripping the knife's handle and using it as leverage to kick Max in the stomach while taking it back out. }

..r..regenerate? no I don't do that. I just. cant. y'know? My Creator repairs me every day. I cant feel pain, no organs, hell I cant even get people pregnant.

... freak, are you? How fast do you regenerate?

[TOO LATE! Grabbing the knife, stabbing it directly into the bottom part of his jaw. twisting it. black goop dripping on the floor.] Ta-da!~

{ Great. Give the weird dude trying to see your surrogate grandfather's grave a knife. With a sharp exhale, he unsheathes the blade from a back pocket, holding it out- sharp end forward. } Here. Don't do something dumb.

do you WANT to see a magic trick or not?? lemme hold it, you can keep your gun on me if you want.

Did you not hear the "why"?

lemme see it.

On me. Why?

aww, promise?? Hey wanna see a neat trick? Got a knife??

I'm not gonna be happy to pull a gun on manor grounds, but I'm more than happy to blow your brains out. You've never met him. I've never seen you. Get back to the party.

you really don't scare me.

Ever so unfortunate, I'm not a party person. Congratulations on the marriage though. Don't get all kissy in front of everyone, thanks. #𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚

I don't know you, and I don't care. Stay /away/ from it.

I just wanna pay my respects. nothing more.

Stay away from it.

besides this gives me a chance to snoop around for Alfred grave.

ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ’s ʜᴏᴍᴇ@supeslayer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'm always saying this. I'm agreeable. Just don't be annoying or an idiot.

I’m pretty agreeable bloke once you get to know me.