Because Walmarts stocks can't recover, they continue to move home office, security work overseas. America first, am I right? The Waltons need another Marble filled Yacht.
Boilerdang
@rever3nd.bsky.social
Facebook refugee Newly married cynical punk who hopes we aren't on a precipice of inevitability.
Just read the pant-shitter hid like a bitch under a catering cart because -yahu convinced him it was safe from boogie men, or something? I try not to pay attention to this circus, I'll wait until next season.
Athiests 2008: "You believe in an imaginary friend, wow. I'm glad I saw the truth, pleeb" How atheists should be in 2026: "I don't care...did you vote to put babies in cages, persecute trans/gay/POC all in name of your religion?.. than fuck you both." Don't make it petty, make it moral.
Learning that @hankgreen.bsky.social uses AI to write his videos is worse than learning Santa doesn't exist. Not mad, ya know, just... Disillusioned.
What do you think will happen during sweeps season for America? Will the Fonzy just do the shark successfully?? Nah, probably another fake assassination attempt like the other 2 times.
The Waltons own the largest yacht with the most marble stone. Tell me again about their "modest" lifestyles, because you aren't talking about Sam anymore. You're using his good nature to "modest-wash" his shitty kids.
In honor of today: "FUCK YOU, yeah I said, what I said!" music.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qe9...
SAID WHAT I SAID
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Asking residents to set AC thermostats to 78 is class warfare.
"something something cheap 20 minute talk with Mitch McConnell" joke. There, have I made it on BlueSky yet? I'm impersonating everyone on here who thinks they're being clever.
"You're welcome, but be good!" is peak Idiocracy. Holy shit
Manager: "Why are you still here with everything you can do and know? Why haven't you promoted out?" Next meeting: "A system glitch is keeping you all from promoting out, sorry, can't be fixed, also we aren't documenting this outside of this meeting." It's a mystery. motivation issue on my part?
Hey Democratic party. Take fucking notes.
@haterofhate62.bsky.social · 2mo agoHunter speaks! Dems need to listen. 🙌🔥
Probably because they are so dryly written, from the perspective of a scientist studying a specimen.
Maggie Harrison Dupré@mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 2mo agoNEW: Google's AI Overviews are treating entities from the SCP Foundation — the famously fake fan-fiction universe — as if they're real. The AI feature often contextualizes SCP entities as actual discoveries while describing made-up SCP records as "official" documents. futurism.com/artificial-i...
There is an entire business model used across every industry in which a business offers a great value and gradually takes away features, hoping you don't notice, are too lazy, don't care, etc and keep paying. Can y'all stop falling for that shit please? I hate this business model.
Come on, guys. There's only 1 trillionaire. We can take 'em
Accuweather app on Android is the most dystopian shit. ***TORNADO WARNING*** oh shit I should check the radar! "Play this colorful liquid jar separating game now first, wait for the radar, wait... Life and death, but play this brain rot first!!!!"
He did it, everybody. Worlds first trillionaire and nobody had to starve to get it...
Bread and Circus* *No free bread or Circuses, PPV fees apply
So, apparently you can alter history. At least you can try.
Only in America (and Russia I bet) can a rapist sue their victim, after having already lost multiple cases prior. How does anyone mentally gymnastic that into being ok?
Remember when the United States went from 1st world to 3rd world status in just 4 short years? Not yet, you don't.
You know you've got bad storms in the forecast when old friends reach out with "bro, u good??"
The TV keeps recommending I watch Spider-Man 3, like what did I ever do to you, TV? Thought we we're cool.