Gutter racism from gutter trash. If you hate Muslims this much, just be a Republican. We will win without you

As if this story couldn't get any worse...

pleased to announce that I've been hired by The New York Times. my job is to commission articles written by right-wing politicians, activists, and billionaires where they describe their activities in whatever way they see fit. it's nice because I don't have to edit or fact check anything

happy last day of solidarity from moderate dems, whose heads may literally explode when a progressive muslim man wins in a purple state, and those whose heads do not explode will be faced with the tough (for them) choice of "muslim socialist vs literal nazi".

at moments like these, i look to the french for inspiration

Risk Of Rain2 Old Guillotine

Alt: LEGO guillotine, an instrument of mercy

static.klipy.com

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d ago

FLAG: Trump gets to keep tax immunity for himself, his sons, and the Trump Organization under the new 'deal' struck by Todd Blanche. The new order also reaffirms that Trump won't have to pay any taxes he might have owed the IRS.

gd this rasslin match is odd. haven't watched in a 5 yrs or so. same dudes battling it out over the belt, just look older and fatter and visibly slower (i would even say... slow). more crypto ads; online casino ad; video game ad; ads everywhere, now.

i haven't watched wrestling in 10 years, and seth rollins and roman reigns look like senior citizens out there

we'll remember this gesture far long than we'll remember third-rate players like sc (nobody would be talking about her if she didn't use the issue to try to make us say her stupid fuckin name)

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 3d ago

Ryan Ruocco noting Cheryl Reeve's shirt and then video of Cheryl talking to Sophie Cunningham earlier

That reminds me… RIP to Mitch McConnell next week.

Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 3d ago

That autopen will get you every time

You DO NOT have to equivocate about leftist allies you’re defending from slightly less leftists who think they can prove how smart and bipartisan they are by punching right (sometimes) AND left (always). I do not care that you don’t like Hasan or DAC or whatever. You’re just undermining yourself.

Average moderate Democrat. Nobody’s allowed to exist to their left.

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3d ago

James Carville Tells Fox News He’s Out of the Democratic Party if Hasan Piker Stays: ‘One of Us is Going to Leave’

Tick tock Joanie. 🪦💦

What’s the deal with Seinfeld?!

i feel like society started to really crumble when desk jockies at think tanks with annoying social media presences came to dominate every fuckin conversation because they don't have real jobs

Haley Stevens’ campgain is asking a very important question: are Democratic voters ready for gutter racists to represent them? Guess we will find out.

glad we can have everyone vice/virtue signalling over ken fuckin jennings the real fucked folks are auditioning as one of the good ones right now lmao

Yep, I’ll bet this forces half The Bulwark to register as Republicans again to fight Sharia Law or some dumbass shit. 25 years of unbroken demonization of Islam, and we still can’t get the Democratic party to fight for people or policies that don’t have high enough approval ratings in Iowa

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 6d ago

i think el-sayed winning the michigan senate primary will permanently break the brains that were being held together by string since mamdani

crazy how famous people never learn from their fuckups, they just make vaguely apologetic sounds and then keep on being pieces of shit to entire communities

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d ago

This may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.

Why not care in silence, like everyone else, when you could not care in public, as a spectacle and flagrant vice signal?

Redditor: do you reaffirm your support of transgender men, women, and children? Ed Markey:

Why would somebody lie about liking big butts?

There are like a dozen of these that I remember every day that leave me momentarily apoplectic

One thing you have to acknowledge about Ross Douthat is that the camera loves him

Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · last wk.

Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.

you're right, trans people should be happy to be sent to the gulag for your wet dream of bipartisanship with the party of mandatory kid's sports genital inspections

@strongboris.bsky.social · last wk.

There is a personality type that copes with life by being self-righteous. Would rather get marched to a gulag so they can scold everyone around them on the way than compromise their ideals and settle for less than immediate Utopia. They’re about as reachable as MAGAs, so there’s no point engaging.

The correct response to "Kamala is for they/them" is "yeah, and you're in there as a they/them, too. Stop insinuating that we should be obsessed with how people's genitals match their appearance before affording them basic human dignity you cowards. Say it out loud: you want genital inspections."

it's so funny to me that the guy who wrote the end of IT (let's all run a train on our one gal friend so we're not virgins anymore, fellow children, so we dont die) went on to support a rapist for senate, and stayed supportive for longer than a person who can operate a typewriter should

Everything about the Stevens campaign screams astroturf. Her "supporters" were crowing about this in full unison before I had time to even find the full quote. America is truly doomed if our only voting options are "billionaire in a Democratic trenchcoat" vs "literal Nazi."

Dave Weigel@daveweigel.bsky.social · last wk.

So... 1) Politico got audio of El-Sayed comparing a progressive primary win to putting an "ogre on a pike." Describes audio as if it refers to Stevens. 2) Stevens fans say this is offensive to Stevens. 3) In story about reax, Politico uses fuller quote, which referred to Fetterman not Stevens.

the mind boggles at self-styled leftists who spend all their days bitching about the people they're supposed to be in a political party with, pining for the days when republicans would tolerate them. if you can't stand leftists, fuck right back off to the nazi party.