A haiku: Golden apple falls. Everyone claims they threw it. Hot dog wins again. #HailEris #Discordian #Discordianism #TransmissionX
Rev. R. Flummox
@revrflummox.bsky.social
Illuminatus, Door, Fried Avacado, 3rd Degree Rascal of the Aardvark Order, #Discordian #Subgenius
Blergle fuckstick shit! This account is still here. I just haven’t been buggered to post on it. So what did I miss? Anything fun? Tell me it wasn’t clown boobies! (I love those things.)
Today’s transmission is some thoughts on the US political landscape… #USA #NoKings #TransmissionX #Discordian
#NoKings #USA #TransmissionX #Discordian
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Happy Mojoday! Praised be his name! #Discordian #Mojoday
So what shenanigans you lot got planned for Mojoday? #Discordian
At this point, we may as well just hand the reigns over to AI cuz humanity has proven themselves to be complete fuck ups. Or do you think there’s a redemption arc to be had? #TransmissionX #OperationMF #Discordian
You logged onto this app bored. When you log off, you will still be bored. The app does not care. The app is never bored. #TransmissionX #OperationMF #Discordian
I can’t believe it’s already Discord 1. 3192 is moving so fast! #TransmissionX #OperationMF #Discordian
I floated thru X for a bit today (don’t recommend). That place used to be a geek utopia. Now it’s an imbecilic MAGA fever dream. Capitalism and poor education at its finest.
Crowley was mid. There! I said it! #OccultSky #TranmissionX #OperationMF #Discordian
If your practice requires $500 worth of tools, it’s a hobby, not a path. #OccultSky #Discordian #OperationMF #TranmissionX
Yes. I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
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Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
If you’re seeing this, you should follow this account. Or not. But really… you should. Or don’t. I don’t care. #Discordian #OccultSky
Chaos magicians mock tradition, then spend three hours drawing a sigil correctly. Pick a lane. #TransmissionX #OperationMF #Discordian #ChaosMagic #OccultSky
Humans are interesting. A strangely inordinate amount of their suffering comes from pretending to be someone else. I know… because I am someone else.
You are allowed to quietly change directions without announcing it to the entire internet. (I wish I could adhere to this one sometimes myself.)
Your ritual for today: Unclench your jaw. That’s it. See what results.
Initiating transmission protocol 6A43.2 Aardvark status Omega -begin-