Brian Cartwright
@rewindfee.com
Part of Impossible Coin He/Him “You yell 'Barracuda,' everybody says 'Huh? What?' Yell 'Shark,' we've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July.” I love film! My passions run toward horror, naturalism, microbudget, & emotional authenticity
Thinking about the existential threat posed to Toontown by Judge Doom’s capitalist aspirations and how Coyote Vs. Acme was the liberalization of the threat. Tax write offs as The Dip.
Prometheus The Counselor Alien Covenant The Last Duel Late era Sir Ridley is best when he’s not writing, has a great cast and is making the movie about how he’s angry at God. This is my “maybe The Dog Stars will be good” post.
I refuse to treat shitlib centrist Gavin Newsom like an adult just because he says fuck sometimes.
There are two types of found footage movies. There’s the ones where they go in the woods or an abandoned place and then there’s…
Me realizing Quentin Tarantino paid to have a print of Cuddly Toys made.
I wrote about some of the media announcements that came out of #D23 that have me really excited for @dapsmagic.bsky.social, including some gateway horror from #Pixar and a new villager coming to #DisneyDreamlightValley! Check it out and let me know which of these you’re excited for!
Sarah's #D23 Media Highlights dapsmagic.com/2026/08/sara...
Nancy Mace cosplays as the kind of woman I’d like to have spit in my mouth. Because I’m not an idiot I am not fooled.
Saw someone saying that resisting use of “casted” is “colonizing behavior.” I should never have gotten out of bed.
Happy Texas Chain Saw Day! We have a special episode to celebrate! We're joined by the cinematographer of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Daniel Pearl, & @fangoria.bsky.social Editor-in-Chief @philnobilejr.bsky.social to discuss this masterpiece of American Cinema! Give it a listen! bit.ly/FGFTCSM74
It’s Black Cat Appreciation Day. So please appreciate Kage.
A bit backlogged on some reviews, but here is my latest for The Rebrand! It didn't work as well as I would have liked, but fans of found footage and in-world-camera, or even horror comedies, might fare better! #HorrorSky #FilmSky sarahstubbssays.com/the-rebrand-...
The Rebrand is as Predictable as the Influencer Culture it Portrays
Sarah shares her thoughts about the recently released in world camera film The Rebrand. She discusses how its predictability hinders it.
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Andrew Kevin Walker: I’ve had this script riding around in a drawer since kindergarten. I keep it between a hand turkey and paper snowflake. Various idiot producers including Eli Roth for the last 19 years: Shit yeah! Let’s make Psycho Killer! *does cocaine*
Currently watching Psycho Killer and if one of you could give me a medal when it’s over that would be great.
Marty Supreme should have been about a guy really into Smash Bros Melee in 2016.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I’m 12 cops with drawn guns outside a Staples because someone called the cops on a guy in a Lucha mask on Halloween. I’m also a water slide at Busch Gardens.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I'm a traffic cop who just spotted a mildly convincing bloody corpse in the back seat of a teenager’s car driving down a dark backroad late at night.”
Ever just yearn so much that you feel like your corporeal shell could be used to light a bonfire?
Dean Andrews from JFK will debut as a roaming character this year at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood.
Ice Cream Man earned an average of 1195 per screen while CatVideoFest 2026 earned an average of 2255 per screen.
Cecil Howard’s NEON NIGHTS is one part dreamscape and one part road movie and it’s a classic of early 80s horror. rewindfee.com/2026/08/08/n...
NEON NIGHTS: Septic Americana and the Erotics of Complicity
While the suffocating sound design might call to mind Friedkin’s THE EXORCIST and Lysa Thatcher’s Sandy reminds the viewer of any number of Hitchcock’s imperiled blondes, Cecil Howard’s NEON NIGHTS…
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Ya know what makes me sad about influencers taking jobs from critics aside from the obvious? So few of them actually take the time to watch older stuff. Awesome, they see every theatrical release now, but without more background, how in-depth are their reviews ever going to be? Is that the point?
Pensive Woman Deep in Thought
ALT: Pensive Woman Deep in Thought
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The first The Fast and The Furious is a homoerotic masterpiece where it feels HEMIs are extensions of broken hearts and the leads are gonna lick Mountain Dew off each other’s dicks. The sequels devolve into Zack Snyder’s Ocean’s Eleven. What a downgrade.