Welp, @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app has officially taken down @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! I tried opening the app and it says “Account Has Been Removed!” The account was in FULL compliance BlueSky, wtf?

Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here! IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT WE TAKE DOWN THE DEVIL MASKED AS A CEREAL MASCOT! TONY THE TIGER! HIS HARMFUL BREAKFAST CEREAL HAS HARMED MILLIONS OF CHILDREN! #RFKJR #MAHA #MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN

Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here! Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING! I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare! #RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

Hey Folks, New King of Healthcare here! Feels great to finally say that! I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS! #RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! You must SUCK when not even your own brother supports your campaign! Soon, I’ll require raw milk for blood transfusion, brain worms as vital to the human body, and MORE! MUAHAHAHA #RFKJR #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I ACTUALLY believe I would’ve won the 2024 Presidential Election had I not dropped out! Even though I had to beg for a job from Kamala and then Trump once she rejected me. #RFKJR #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! As part of the #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN movement, we’re going to normalize the eating of Roadkill! I LOVE spreading disease, (look at what I did in Samoa,) and this is an effective way! Long live disease! #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #RFKJR

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! In 2025, it will be MANDATORY. For every American citizen to make at least ONE edit A DAY of themselves using CapCut! It’s good for your brain! (Yeah, RFK actually posted this edit of himself 😭) #MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN #MAGA #TRUMP #RFKJR

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! I’m excited to announce one of my few good decisions! The end of “Direct to Consumer” advertising for medicine! This is good! (Genuinely, character break / explanation in the comments)

HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE! WHY AM I AS A 70 YEAR OLD MAN POSTING CAPCUT EDITED THIRST TRAPS?! #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN REASONS, I DON’T KNOW! #RFKJR #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! This is not ok, it hurts my feel- *excruciating noises* HELLO HUMANS, IT IS I! THE WORM! PLEASE DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH THIS! ROBERT AND I ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE! HE WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE I GOT HERE - 🪱 #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

HEY FOLKS, FUTURE KING OF HEALTHCARE HERE. I AM IN DANGER! ALL I TRY AND DO IS SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT VACCINES, SPREAD DISEASE, AND SPREAD LUNACY, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! I CANNOT #MAHA / #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN WITH BULLETS IN MY WORM RIDDEN BRAIN! #TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

Hey Folks, Future King of Healthcare here! The radical left recently leaked REAL footage of a date I went on! Frankly, I think I look fantastic, and I agree with everything said! Take a look! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAGA #Trump #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! A group of 75 Nobel prize winners came together and said I would be a disastrous pick for head of healthcare! I cannot understand why! I am TOTALLY qualified! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare here! When my term starts as head of the #MAHA / #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain movement, I am going to prescribe everyone 2 medical ravens! They won’t do anything for you medically, but they might just bring you little trinkets! #RFKJR #Trump #MAGA

(CORRECTION) I DID NOT file to strike down the Salk polio vaccine! On my behalf, was simply issued a petition to have the FDA do a “proper clinical trial!” On the near FLAWLESS CENTURY OLD VACCINE! So no ban, but a waste of YOUR MONEY TAXPAYERS! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

Robert Francis Kennedy Junior - MAHA (Parody)@rfk-junior.bsky.social · 2y ago

FDR served as president from 1932-1945, a man with Polio, he was wheelchair bound for his whole presidency. Under him, Jonas Salk developed the first safe and effective cure for Polio. AND I WANNA GET RID OF IT! WHY? CAUSE I LOVE SPREADING DISEASE! #RFKJR #MAGA #TRUMP #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

WHEREVER THERE IS A DEAD WHALES, I’LL BE THERE TO BEHEAD THEM! WHEREVER THERE IS PASTEURIZED/HOMOGENIZED MILK, I’LL BE THERE TO USE RAW MILK! WHERE EVER THERE ARE IMMUNOCOMPROMISED KIDS, I’LL BE THERE TO SPREAD DISEASE! I AM, MAHA MAN! #RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN

Hey kids, Future King of Healthcare here, Fun Fact! Did you know, that I, RFK Jr. Once beheaded a dead whale, strapped its head to the top of my minivan, and let the juices drain onto my kids for hours as we drove home? Good times! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

FDR served as president from 1932-1945, a man with Polio, he was wheelchair bound for his whole presidency. Under him, Jonas Salk developed the first safe and effective cure for Polio. AND I WANNA GET RID OF IT! WHY? CAUSE I LOVE SPREADING DISEASE! #RFKJR #MAGA #TRUMP #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

THIS IS VERY SIMPLE! IT IS CALLED “RULES FOR THEE, NOT FOR ME!” Under #MAHA / #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain I plan to institutionalize ANYONE using medications, who’s received vaccines, eats fast food, smokes, or is at all unhealthy! Except me and my buddies! Suck to suck! #RFKJR #Trump #MAGA

You KNOW you are on the right side of history when JAKE PAUL jumps to defend you by saying the… medical doctor reads books… as an insult… THANKS FOR THE BACKUP #JAKEPAUL ! #RFKJR #MAGA #Trump #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MAHA

MY APPOINTEES ARE THE BEST! THE BEST! WHY WOULDN’T A GROWN ASS MAN COVER HIS EARS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD WHEN GRILLED? THE RADICAL LEFT PAINT THIS AS BAD, I SAY THIS IS GREAT BEHAVIOR! STUFF LIKE THIS WON ME TWO NON-CONSECUTIVE ELECTIONS! #TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

Hey folks, Future King of Healthcare, Robert Francis Kennedy Junior here. You know what I say? Put all the people on anti depressants, adderal, and other prescription drugs into CAMPS! We can use the leftover ones from Donny’s mass deportations! #Trump #MAGA #MAHA #RFKJR #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

I CONVINCED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR ME TO HELP THEM WITH COSTS! ME! WHAT BUFFOONS! LOOK AT THE NET WORTH’S OF PEOPLE IN MY CABINET! YOU THINK THEY WANT TO SHARE THAT WEALTH WITH YOU? FUCK NO! SUCKS TO SUCK! SAD!

Let me ask the American People. Who is more qualified to lead American Health, than someone who hospitalized 5,707 Samoans and killed 83 Samoan children thanks to anti vax campaigns? No one! That’s why me and my brain worm are the duo for the job! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

Now, are all these things true? … yeah… DOES THAT MAKE IT OKAY TO PUT OUT? NO! #RFKJR #MAHA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #Trump #MAGA

IT HAS BEEN MONTHS SINCE THE DEBATE! I STILL HAVE 0 PLANS FOR HEALTHCARE OTHER THEN WANTING TO REMOVE OBAMACARE / THE AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE ACT! THESE GOOFS I CALL SUPPORTERS WILL VOTE TO TAKE AWAY THEIR OWN HEALTHCARE AND GET CONCEPTS OF A REPLACEMENT! SAD! #TRUMP #TRUMP2024 #MAGA